Valentine’s Day is only 8 days away and it appears he will be on a fixed budget. Plus it will be hard to get that Tiffany’s account renewed. Might I suggest something classy (and by classy, I mean cheap)?

Someone actually asked the question that has been on a lot of people’s minds since Newt Gingrich’s second wife, Marianne, spilled the beans that Newt actually asked her about having an open marriage (after boinking his mistress and future wife Callista for years). Marianne didn’t agree, so Newt, who had dogged Bill Clinton about WH blow jobs during the same period the former House Speaker was also receiving extramarital servicing, asked for a divorce.

Is Newt swinging with wife #3?

Austin Lounge Lizards — Gingrich the Newt.

If it’s a day of the week, it must be time for another Republican primary! Tonight they’re in Florida, home of the big winner-take-all primary next Tuesday, and it looks like it’s going to come down to a battle between the Swiss bank account guy and the upstart, outsider foe of the GOP old guard… [...]

Newt Gingrich emphasized his latest policy plank: “We will have the first permanent base on the moon and it will be American,” Gingrich said.

Newt Gingrich’s contract with Freddie Mac is out, and when you boil it all down, his job description boils down to “. . . whatever duties as may be assigned.”

Kind of makes you wonder what those might have been. I’m sure the folks around here will have a few good ideas about what Newt might have done that would have been worth $25,000 a month.

I still think in the long run, Romney will be “settled” for, not because he is loved but because he’ll do…but that doesn’t mean I wouldn’t love to see this…

There comes a time, if you are in a mood to marry, that you are more than aware of your potential mates foibles. They chew strangely, they occasionally smell, they don’t like the same shows you like, etc. But all-in-all they’ll do because after all you aren’t exactly perfect.

Newt Gingrich has won the “swinger” vote in South Carolina, proving that the matron of marital virtue, Sarah Palin, was right regarding the revelation that he’d asked his wife for an open marriage.

Newt Gingrich’s symphony of resentment at the media last night for daring to bring up the question of his marital infidelity was utterly predictable. And yet, mostly because of CNN debate moderator John King’s inability to follow up in any way, it was wildly successful at neutralizing the issue, and will propel Gingrich to victory in South Carolina on Saturday.