Hey, Politico and Murdoch Post: Looks like most of the folks lined up to attend the New York Real Estate Board meeting were fans, not foes, of Occupy Wall Street. Why did you go out of your way to imply otherwise? Hmmm?

And not all of us can have 19 children or have the stomach to force one of them into pageants so we can get on Toddlers & Tiaras; and the competition is getting fiercer for those slots.

Watching the fall of Rupert Murdoch play itself out has brought back old, old memories. Memories of the only political scandal I’ve experienced in my homeland that comes even close to what’s been unfolding in the UK right now: Watergate. And to judge from this British piece and this Canadian one, I’m not the only person to be thinking of Watergate in connection with all of this.

The Bush administration told taxpayers to hand over hundreds of billions of their hard-earned dollars to bail out Wall Street banks because the financial institutions were too big to fail. Now, Rupert Murdoch, owner of politically powerful publications and broadcast stations, claims his News Corp. is too big to know.

The revelations of Rupert Murdoch’s media depravity come fast and furious…but only for consumption in another country. Here, potential six and seven figure paychecks must be protected.

I feel compelled to apologize for the preceding post by my colleague Eli, who has the temerity to question the moral rectitude of the Ryan budget plan. Fortunately, the New York Times is here to let us know what a gentle, thoughtful saint Rep. Ryan truly is.

Why has Glenn Beck has gotten the shitcan from Fox? Why, I did it. Me! Thers! Me, Thers… and my BFF, Osama bin Laden! Ha ha! You fools! Between us, Thers and my BFF OBL, we run the entire western media-industrial caliphate-complex, and now that our most doughy foe has been deprived of his blackboards, [...]

Regrets Curvball’s had just a few, which is more than the Bush Administration can mention.

America’s Concern Troll goes International.

Fox News.com contributor Richard Benedetto thinks Dana Milbank’s February moratorium on Sarah Palin betrays the noble ideals of journalism.

Let me repeat that. FOX NEWS.COM CONTRIBUTOR Richard Benedetto thinks Dana Milbank’s February moratorium on Sarah Palin betrays the noble ideals of journalism.