About Me:
A community college professor from upstate NY. My wife & I have 347 children, all of them rotten.
About Me:
A community college professor from upstate NY. My wife & I have 347 children, all of them rotten.

Late Night: The Summer of Two Minutes’ Hate

By: Saturday June 18, 2011 8:01 pm

Newt’s eyeballs are retreating into his head at precisely the same rate as his wife’s are extruding from hers. What does this mean? Nothing good…

Late Night: Now THAT’S Racist!

By: Wednesday June 15, 2011 8:02 pm

Holy toboggans could wingnuts come up with a more racist video? Probably, but still, this video is pretty damn racist.

Late Night: Gosh, That Was Certainly Not Very Fly of Him

By: Saturday June 11, 2011 8:02 pm

In news that will startle exactly nobody, a Fox yapping head resorts to cheap race baiting.

Late Night: Bachlin Pamann Morondrive

By: Wednesday June 8, 2011 8:00 pm

Let’s pick who’s crazier: Bachmann or Palin, Today in news only marginally less stupid than pictures of somebody’s junk.

Late Night: Hey, Kids! Let’s All Point and Laugh at the Homophobe!

By: Saturday June 4, 2011 8:02 pm

Gays get married, and suddenly you have toddlers getting felt up by their uncles as they pilot their Hummers though Heartland America. Also these toddlers are high on crack. And drunk. And gay.

Late Night: Confederate Wankee

By: Wednesday June 1, 2011 8:06 pm

Oh hello there, Bob Owens! Care to add the sort of sensible racial commentary only someone who calls himself “Confederate Yankee” can provide…?

Late Night: The Unfacts Are Too Precisely Few

By: Saturday May 28, 2011 8:01 pm

Run Sarah Palin run right into the brier patch, Go say things Sarah Palin because that is always hilarious, I’m as afraid of Sarah Palin running as I’m afraid of a nice foot massage and a glass of Jameson’s

Late Night: Join FDL as a Member, Dammit!

By: Wednesday May 25, 2011 8:06 pm

Become a Member of FiredoglakeGOAL: 1,000 New Members Support our one-stop shop for in-depth news coverage and hard-hitting activism. Yes, it’s a pledge drive. But unlike the ones they do for NPR, it is a fucking pledge drive. I’ve been writing for FDL for, let’s see… holy toboggans, in two days, it will be exactly [...]

Late Night: The Wonderful Things You Can Learn!

By: Saturday May 21, 2011 8:02 pm

Oh, the things you learn over at Teh Corner! We are schooled for example in the intricate diplomatic protocols of correct deference involved when the leaders of foreign client nations greet the democratically elected President of the United States: Benjamin Netanyahu. (See also. Hehs and indeeds for all!)

Late Night: Wingnuts Totally Safe from Brain-Eating Zombies

By: Wednesday May 18, 2011 8:01 pm

Greater Wingnuttia is all screechy and shouty, which is not quite news, but it’s more than a little entertaining that the current reason they’re all screechy and shouty (aside from the fact that it’s Wednesday) is that Newt frickin’ Gingrich has been ruled insufficiently hardcore wingnut loony.

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