Cliff Schecter

That's right--McCain just reached out and physically assaulted a guy at a diplomatic meeting where guns were present.

As The Washington Post reports, yesterday Barack Obama had a meeting with a number of labor leaders in the AFL-CIO, important in that some of their major affiliates (such as AFSCME) endorsed his rival Sen. Hillary Clinton during the primary.

The recently married Republican congressman ogles a team of high-school volleyball players and says he's just window-shopping. Ewwwwwww.

Depending upon your definition of "contributes." Seriously, I am glad everyone is doing their part to make sure this important story--broken in The Real McCain--is covered. How much have we been forced to hear about idiotic issues like flag lapel pins? So thanks to the Public Service Administration guys and gals (who are comics based in LA--and obviously quite talented as you can see).

When you embark on this A Clockwork Orange type program to convince our troops of the infallibility of the cause, or the leaders of that cause, what kind of country have we become? Perhaps, upon inspecting McCain's thesis for The National War College back in 1974, one could have predicted he would have ended up with the Leo Strauss crowd, who believed in "noble lies" such as "religion" (according to Strauss) to keep the rag-tag populace in line.

According to the Pew Research Center, when asked to describe their views of McCain in a word, the term "maverick" didn't even come up. Nor did "reformer" or "independent." Ruh-roh. It looks like the embrace of Bush, 100 years in Iraq and his newfound affection for Bushenomics have all done serious damage to McCain's perceived maverickness ...

You can tell that after the c*nt story, the profile of McCain's failed first marriage in a major British newspaper and his atavistic positions on birth control and abortion, McCain might be getting a bit worried about seeming insenstive to women. So under the"Straight Talk Express" goes Clayton Williams ...

This is what John McCain said regarding Social Security on November 18, 2004 on C-SPAN's Road To The White House. Why am I telling you this? Because today during a back and forth with an elderly gentleman he said this: "I am not for privatizing Social Security. I never have been. I never will be."

Somewhere my publisher is smiling...

As McCain is now chastising Barack Obama for pointing out the obvious--that he is Bush in an elderly gentleman's clothing, I surmised that providing what the John McCain of 2005 thought about their shared priorities might come in handy ...