Attaturk

From the DOD document dump Rummy & the Washington Generals finding that the cure for a Democratic Congress is "bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb U.S."

When Maliki became Iraq's Prime Minister, Bush found himself mentoring the head of the world's most frail democracy on how to lead a nation. Oh Crap!

Heckuva job on not following the 'quaint' Geneva Convention against Torture Bushie.

Here's to you Milliard Filmore, the nation's Lou Dobbs viewers turn their bitter eyes to you!

Oh, yeah. He's pure as the driven snow on this ethics stuff.The media narrative on McCain - no doubt concocted over a plate of quality CostCo beef ribs - is that after Johnny boy was part of the Keating Five, he cleaned up his act and became an ethical reformer and the poster boy for clean government.Ask any lobbyist employed by him as a campaign consultant, the man is awesome!Funny

Well, some old cranky guy was on Jon Stewart last night. I think it might have been Bob Dole except he wasn't as funny*. I have not seen this guy on television in several weeks, but I think he is the Republican Presidential nominee, though I could have sworn he used to be a member of the Whig Party. McCain's the name.

"Mostly unfounded attacks on his patriotism"? Excuse me?

Last night's results mean that it is almost all over but the wanking. It is now, that sacred time in the election cycle to allow the Republicans time to focus their efforts on spreading stories of Barack Obama's secret "Illegal Space-Alien-Undocumented Mexican, Islamic, six-fingered, love-child...BATBOY!"

Good job Joe. Good thing you were able to get John McCain on board with that.

Michael Gerson has spent several Op-Eds decrying Barack Obama's pastor and his failure to leave his church over his reverends occasional off-the-wall statements. But what of the writer tossing stones?