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A top "PUMA" blogger reports that the US Attorney for the Northern District of Illinois, Patrick Fitzgerald, is poised to announce indictments in a RICO case involving ACORN, Barack Obama, Nancy Pelosi, Howard Dean, and, what the hell, Santa Claus.

BREAKING. MUST CREDIT FDL. Hugh Hewitt stamps feet, cries, declares intention to take marbles and TELL MOMMY if John McCain is not awarded presidency; Mr. Hewitt's marbles still lost as of press time

The inmates at America's Shittiest Website are afraid, very afraid. For America. Because America is about to elect the Black Stalin as our next president. Shudder.

$700 billion would buy a hell of a lot of "W" computer keys. No, really.

Sarah Palin, famously, once asked "what does the vice-president do every day"? Now, you could take from a question like this and conclude that Palin displays spectacular lack of interest in basic American civics combined with a staggering lack of interest in keeping up with current events. After all, she did go on botch simple questions put to her by Charlie Gibson, of all people, which is about on the same

"The Left" has problems with Palin because she has babies....? Who knew!

So if you shoot a moose, you can be president? I need booze....

McCain will lie, twist, weasel, and pander. Might as well elect a crack dealer.

Yet once more it is noted that Liberal Bloggers use bad words. Eeek, I say. Eeek.

This is indeed a good ad -- the Obama camp slamming some not-so-straight talk from mushmouth McCain.Why is this a good ad? Let us count the ways:1. It's a haymaker right to McCain's alleged "strength," his image as a straight talking maverick Man of Honor. This "strength" is no such thing; it's in fact his glass jaw.