Late Late Nite FDL: Mmmmm. Smell the Civility.

Just in case any of you are still clinging to the tawdry (and demonstrably false) notion that Right Wing bloggers hold themselves to some higher standard of decorum and civilty than we do, Ace from Ace of Spades (who resides right at the very tippy-top of La Malkin's blog-roll) is here to throw up in the punch-bowl and put that question to bed forEVAARR!!11!! in the process.

Regarding the men who write at Wonkette:

"You want dudes to shank you up your manpooters, fine. But you don't have to be a 12 year old girl about it, do you? Quite frankly, I'd imagine that frequently getting dorked up the drop-pipe would, due to the pain and general unpleasantness of the experience, tend to instill one with a certain amount of quiet, manfully steely resolve, like a toughened soldier waving off anaesthesia even though he's got a bit chunk of shrapnel in his gut, only it's even worse than that, because it turns out that shrapnel is really a great big cock shredding his duodenum with the quavering manic intensity of a palsied ConEd worker with a tricked-out V8 jackhammer and and an ancestral vow of vengeance against ashphalt."

Oh, Ace, listen.  I promise that some day, if you're a really, really, really good boy, someone will take pity on you and give you the stiff, brutal rogering from behind that you so obviously crave.  The loving fascination with which you detail the act's most minute biological and psychological aspects bespeaks many a lonesome night lying awake thinking and thinking and thinking about it.  (Thinking about it so hard, in fact, that your, uh, mind got all chafed and sore.)  It will happen for you someday, I swear, if you can just manage to stagger out of that dank basement, out, out into the squinting sun…

Good luck, my son.  Keep reaching for the rainbow, Little Acey!  Live that dream! 

(I see your truuuuuuue colors, shining through…) 

But in the meantime, if you have any questions about the mechanics of inserting objects into your rectum, I'm sure Bill O'Reilly will be willing to talk you through it on the phone.

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