Late Nite FDL: Potty Mouthed Liberals

It has come to our attention that left-leaning bloggers use more naughty words than wingnut bloggers. This is just the latest evidence that liberals are incivil and unserious, and it explains why everyone who counts should continue to ignore them, and focus instead on writing more love notes to right-wing psychopaths. Because that’s what happens when somebody cusses.

Incivil/Unserious	Civil/Serious
“f*ck”	Suggest that Arab countries, being too primative for democracy, should be reduced to rubble.
“sh*t”	Imply that the media is working with al Qaeda.
“w*nk*r”	Wonder if the Clintons were involved in the murder of Princess Diana.
“d*mn”	State that we are at war with France.
“*ssh*l*”	Invent a quote from Abraham Lincoln saying that Congressmen who disagree with the President should be executed.
“d*ck”	Congratulate people for recognizing that the ethnic cleansing of Muslims is inevitable.
“c*nt”/”c*ck”	Point out that Arab Muslims are bloodthirsty savages.
“b*tch”	Suggest that the government should begin murdering foreign scientists and religious leaders.
“b*st*rd”	Threaten to start a civil war.
“p**p”	Accuse your opponents of being allied with terrorists based on the names of the pets of obscure comedians.
“p**-p**”	Suggest that our current difficulties could be solved by putting people in concentration camps.
“b*tt”	Advocate poisoning a member of the Supreme Court.

 

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