Late Nite FDL: From the ‘Don’t Everybody Cry at Once’ Dept.
Posted in: Media, Random Wingnuttery, Talking Heads
Poor, poor Melanie Morgan. She is a veritable Christian martyr. Oh, such injustices have befallen her. Such indignities she has suffered at the hands of those damn lefty bloggers. Ripley at Online Blog Integrity has the latest:
Well, it seems that KSFO Drama Queen and PR Patriot, Melanie Morgan, just can't get enough of playing the victim, and has turned her personal website into a blubbering collection of posts that let her play Damsel in Distress, hounded by dark and mysterious forces. Ooooh, high drama, indeed! So, let's have some fun with that, shall we?
Oh, do let's!
And yes, this is the same Melanie Migraine who said on the air that soon "unpleasant things will happen to a bunch of stupid liberals, and it's going to be fun to watch." Oh, Melanoma Miscarriage, it's not nearly as much fun to watch as this spectacular public meltdown you're having. Your utter lack of talent, taste, and a reason to live all seem to be catching up with you at once, and that's not just fun to watch, it's downright hi-larious, especially when you've been openly courting this particular PR cock-up for ages. Ripley calls our attention to these two clips:
Morgan and Coulter love attention from Liberals
('It makes us a bigger bullseye for the Left – and that's always a good thing')Morgan and Rodgers love to hear from Liberals
('Please keep the hate mail coming. We enjoy it immensely – We want to offend you')
Well, Mission Accomplished, you pathetic shrew. The Left has come a-calling. Hey, you invited us!
Funny, though, look at this:
Hear our three hour special broadcast in which we do the "Ultimate Smack-Down" of pinhead, cheesy cartoon characters with keyboards.
Oh, Melanie, you just don’t get it do you? The fact that KSFO forced you to break format and air a special program to deal with the fallout of your homicidal ranting just proves that you and your colleagues got the “Ultimate Smackdown.” Sorry, babe – in the PR world, it was an unqualified disaster.
Indeed it was, since Borders Books, In-and-Out Burger, and Aetna have all pulled their ads from KSFO Snuff Radio since the big "Ultimate Breakdown" in January. Exactly who got smacked down there, you mealy-mouthed termagant?
Oh, and I was looking at your site and noticed that those clips you're posting are actually copyrighted material that belongs to ABC and Disney. Are you going to send yourself a bogus cease-and-desist letter like you did Spocko?
Back to you, Ripley:
More goodies:
CNN's Unreliable Sources with Howard Kurtz takes on Mike Stark, the stalker who chased Senator George Allen out of politics with dirty tricks…
Where to begin… Calling Mike Stark a “stalker”? First, Mike is a resident of Virginia and was a constituent of former Senator Allen’s – he had every right to attend functions for former Senator Allen and ask questions. Also, “stalker” is a touchy term – you might want to reconsider your choice of words. Lastly, Mike didn’t chase Senator Allen out of politics, thousands of voters did – it’s called Democracy. There are many books on the subject – check one out some time.
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