Ewwww…

Would someone like to tell me what about this ad doesn’t scream "creepy old new-age perv talking about Tantra while he’s trying to slip his hand down your shirt?"  All he needs is the oily gray ponytail.  

That fucking bear ad was a masterpiece next to this.

Ugh.  I need a shower.

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