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At last, the War On Kissing suffers a defeat!

The five men, all gay, were placing their order at the Chico’s Tacos restaurant on Montwood when the men kissed. All five sat down, but the two guards at the restaurant told them to leave.

De Leon quoted one of the guards as saying he didn’t allow "that faggot stuff" in the restaurant.

De Leon said they refused to leave and called police for help….

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De Leon said the officer told the group it was illegal for two men or two women to kiss in public. The five men, he said, were told they could be cited for homosexual conduct — a law the U.S. Supreme Court ruled unconstitutional in 2003 in Lawrence v. Texas.

I for one am glad to see someone stand up for traditional kissing.  All this gay kissing completely devalues the institution of kissing, which the Bible and nature tell us should only be between a man and a woman.  Why, next thing you know, we’ll have people kissing more than one person at a time, or kissing family members or little children or box turtles, and then where will we be?  Hitler, that’s where!

And really, do the gay people need to be kissing?  We already allow them to hold hands and stand too close to each other (which has completely destroyed traditional handholding and close-standing), and they’re free to pursue perfectly adequate alternatives like high-fives, bromances, and girl crushes.  So why do they have to keep taking away what’s rightfully ours?

It’s gotten so I can’t even enjoy kissing anymore.  I hate to think about what might happen if the gays start having sex with each other.

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