Rug Story

“Lemme be in the picture too!”

Agenda from White House Press Office:

I. Meeting with the President Elect, November 10, 2008:

A. Noon – 12:05 p.m. Photographs Between Emperor & Hopey McSmilesalot

B. 12:05 p.m. to 1 p.m. The President and President-Elect in Oval Office

i. 12:05 p.m. to 12:58 p.m. President tells story of Oval Office Rug

ii. 12:59 p.m. President tells President Elect how much Barney loves strangers who reach out and try to grab him.

iii. 12:59 to 1 p.m. President discusses magic "sloppy-joe orderin’ button"

iv. 1 p.m. to 1:02 p.m. President asks if President-Elect has heard the Oval Office Rug Story yet?

v. 1:02 p.m. to 1:30 p.m. Sloppy Joes!

vi. 1:31 p.m. to 1:40 p.m. Vice President visits, talks about how he voted against King Holiday. Tells different version of Oval Office Rug story. President-Elect politely refuses to follow trail of donuts to Vice-President’s man-sized safe.

vii. 1:41 p.m. to 1:59 p.m. President shows President-Elect the ‘White House Situation Room’, wishes President-Elect good luck finding Wolf Blitzer as he’s always been "hidin’ when I’ve looked around for ‘im. Happens a lot around here, heh heh heh".

viii. 2:00 p.m. President-Elect Departs.

C. 2:00 pm. to 2:05 p.m. Hand cleansing

D. 2:06 p.m. to 3:00 p.m. Repeated Crank Calls to Sedona, Arizona.

(photo from the Great Orange Satan)

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