“If Only John McCain Weren’t Losing, He’d Be Winning!”

Oh, dear. Looks like Rich Lowry’s huffing the furniture polish again. Or maybe he just couldn’t hear the debate last night through the Sarah Palin Starbursts™ underwear he was using to wipe away the flop sweat.

If McCain were running in a year when his party wasn’t getting crushed by a series of calamites [sic], he might be winning this race.

Well, Rich, better "calamites" than catamites, right?

And damn those Democrats for having a qualified, youthful candidate in the race!

If the Nobel committee had a prize for appearing plausible, [Obama]‘d win it every time. He carries himself with confidence, he never appears flustered, and he has mastered his material. If he’s losing these debates on points (as I think he is), it doesn’t matter.

Somebody childproof the Lowry cleaning supplies closet. McCain’s campaign is circling the drain.

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