Some Immigration Advice For John McCain

[Written in the spirit of all that pre-2006 helpful advice to liberals right-wingers used to dispense]

Dear John: Your poll numbers with Latinos are sucking worse each week. Now you’re down to 23%. Wow. Never thought Mr. GOP Latino Sensitivity Guy could do worse than Team Bush, but you’re there. It’s obvious the "I’m your pal but just don’t tell anybody" routine with Latinos is kinda backfiring.

So what the hell. Jettison ‘em! Embrace your party’s inner nativist wingnut! Who cares if it does for the GOP with Latinos what the Southern Strategy did with blacks? You can’t do any worse, can you?

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