McCain Just Had His “Mission Accomplished” Moment

St. McCain, last April:

Many in Washington have called for an end to our involvement in Iraq, yet they offer no opinion about the consequences of this course of action, beyond a vague assurance that all will be well if the Iraqis are left to work out their differences themselves.

St. McCain, yesterday:

My friends, the war will be over soon — although the insurgency will go on for years and years and years. But it’ll be handled by the Iraqis not by us.

Oh well.

The important thing here is that "the war in Iraq" and "the insurgency" and "the war on terror", which are all part of one big exciting War Against The Islamonazis, will be over soon and we won! Our troops are leaving Iraq!

Yay!

Now someone just needs to tell Chimpy McFlightsuit:

President Bush predicted Monday that voters will replace him with a Republican president who will "keep up the fight" in Iraq.

D’oh!

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