Insane in the Membrane: Insane John McCain!

I spent today preparing my vivisection of Jonah Goldberg’s Liberal Fascism: I Swear I’m Not Making This Up (to appear chez moi tomorrow sometime), so my appetite for side-dish conservative lunacy is at the present not especially strong. Which is not to say that it isn’t pretty delicious watching the spectacle of Greater Wingnuttia now that it has John McCain in the Membrane, John McCain on the Brain.

Ahem.

(Apologies in advance to Cypress Hill)

Who you tryin’ to get crazy nominatin’ eso amigo Mejicano? Don’t you know McCain is loco?

He’s done flippety flopped,
His temper gets hot,
His whole foreign policy knock
Is "I hope people get shot"
100 Year War and he grabs his crotch:
Watch!
(Now I wanna pound some scotch)

Crazy like that, you’d think a wingnut
Would be all over that sick fuck
BUT
The creeps are screeching
And they’re freaking
Watch this and your brain will need bleaching
Geeks just ignoring –
McCain don’t really oppose waterboarding
Bro’, I got ta maintain
Wingnuts like these are goin’ insane

John McCain in the membrane
Insane John McCain!
Insane in the McCain
Insane in the brain!

John McCain in the membrane
Plenty insane
Got no brain!
Insane in the McCain
John McCain on the brain!

All of which only serves to remind me primarily that I have an obscene limericks project to complete… sigh, a foulmouthed angry liberal blogger’s work is never done…

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3. McCain Rediscovers His Passion for Screwing Us with Bad Telecom Policy
4. More Insane Rantings from the Crazy Man in the Attic
5. Robert Greenwald Says Thanks to John Conyers at Michigan Liberal