Britney Converting to Islam?

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According to the highly reliable News of the World, Britney Spears has said she would convert to Islam to be with her new boyfriend.

I mention this because it is:

a) Mildly more interesting and substantial than what our Democratic presidential race has become, and

b) That popping sound you hear is wingnut heads exploding.

Off to Little Green Footballs to watch the show, as you were…

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