Behold

I woke this morning with an annoying buzzing and pain between the ears. I then realized it was because somehow I had stumbled upon a Bill Kristol New York Times cut & paste job originally found in a 2004 edition of "The Weekly Standard". It is bad enough William "the Bloody" gets to get direct deposit money from the newspaper he wanted tried for treason (real writers use PayPal), but you would think the Times would expect him to not violate his own "intellectual property" (HA!) rights.

Sorry, I’m afraid I avoid linking to war propaganda.

Having gotten this statement out of my system, let me move on to the good news. The power of the Great Orange Satan and his Grey-turtlenecked henchman [and possibly here too, but sadly, I don't believe this blog or TBogg's has a native color, I nominate fuschia!].

Last Wednesday morning, things looked bad for Mitt Romney and his sons’ diminishing inheritance. He had become the first candidate from Massachusetts ever to lose a New Hampshire primary and his poll numbers were plummeting faster than "The Old Man of the Mountain". He decided on to gamble all in Michigan where he had sunk far behind St. John of the Never-fact-checked and prayed for a miracle.

And from his Island Lair, Kos heard his call and sent his followers in Michigan to do for the GOP what the GOP has always done for the Democrats in the State’s open primary.

And lo, unto Mitt, a miracle may have occurred. Suddenly Mitt has rocketed into a tie, or even the lead in Michigan.

It may be a ‘Progressive Miracle’ — add some gold plates and sacred garments (may I suggest the boxer-brief?) to this mix and we just might have ourselves a new religion!

(picture from FrankieB)

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