Remember When…

Hillary Clinton’s campaign was complimented for never making mistakes?

That seems like a long time ago doesn’t it? At least three of four weeks.

Former President Bill Clinton said Monday that the first thing his wife Hillary will do when she reaches the White House is dispatch him and his predecessor, President George H.W. Bush, on an around-the-world mission to repair the damage done to America’s reputation by the current president — Bush’s son, George W. Bush.

Will there be crying? Maybe John Boehner can go too so he and Poppy can do a duet?

First, I’m sure Bush père will happily go around the world to publicly acknowledge his namesake is a "gargantuan tool".

Second, I’m equally confident the Democratic voting base is delighted at the prospect of a Bush Family rehabilitation tour (i.e. Oligarchies have to stick together)

Third, I’m sure Hillary Clinton appreciates Bill making it look like the latter is calling the policy shots.

Here’s my suggestion for a Bush Rehabilitation tour.

1. Airplane
2. George W. Bush & Cheney
3. Two cages
4. Two shovels
5. Well-publicized itinerary
6. Halliburton can be awarded the rotten vegetable concession (sop to Republicans)
7. It starts in New Orleans

(picture from Michael_L)

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