The Falafel Squad
It has come down to this. I kid you not. This is what law enforcement has become in the age of Bush. Falafel tracking (via CQ):
Like Hansel and Gretel hoping to follow their bread crumbs out of the forest, the FBI sifted through customer data collected by San Francisco-area grocery stores in 2005 and 2006, hoping that sales records of Middle Eastern food would lead to Iranian terrorists.
The idea was that a spike in, say, falafel sales, combined with other data, would lead to Iranian secret agents in the south San Francisco-San Jose area.
The brainchild of top FBI counterterrorism officials Phil Mudd and Willie T. Hulon, according to well-informed sources, the project didn’t last long. It was torpedoed by the head of the FBI’s criminal investigations division, Michael A. Mason, who argued that putting somebody on a terrorist list for what they ate was ridiculous — and possibly illegal.
A check of federal court records in California did not reveal any prosecutions developed from falafel trails….
“Domain management has been portrayed by the bureau as a broad analytic approach, not specific data mining activities,” says Amy Zegart, author of the much-praised recent book, “Spying Blind: The CIA, the FBI and the Origins of 9/11.” “It is a methodology to determine what is known about a problem, develop indices to measure it, and take steps to close knowledge gaps.”
Zegart said her recent interviews with FBI officials “suggest that domain management has been implemented in a spotty fashion; L.A. and New York appear to be ahead of the curve, but some other field offices are not using it and at least one had never heard of it.”
As ridiculous as it sounds, the groceries counting scheme is a measure of how desperate the FBI is to disrupt domestic terrorism plots….
So, listen up you San Francisco/San Jose area potential scary Iranian terrorists (or vegans or ethnic food lovers or foreign students or health food aficionados, or followers of low fat or low carb diets or people who shop at Whole Foods or Trader Joes or buy in bulk at Costco or…well, you know what I mean, you falafel lovers): They know who you are.
And that you are buying organic yogurt and cucumbers and perky tomatoes (YouTube) to make a nice accompanying sauce with your whole-grain pitas. Good lord, I wish I were making this up…
(H/T to Laura Rozen.)
PS — Egregious reminds me that it is election day in VA today, so please go and vote if you live there! Also, dakine says it’s election day in KY, so get yerself to the polls there, too! And in NY and IN. And TX and MI (bring your photo ID).
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