Late Late Nite FDL: Keep Digging, Beck

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There is only one reason why Glenn Beck will never go away.

Beck is the lowest rated cable news talker. Tucker Carlson is the second lowest. Given Tucker’s family connections to the Office of the Vice President, I believe that it’s fairly safe to say that Jesus will lose his job before Tucker Carlson will.

Glenn Beck is being kept there simply so that wee Tucker won’t have to come in last.

I wonder if he knows.

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