I fully expect Presidential aspirant and “base” Uriah Heep impersonator Marco Rubio to appear in Key Biscayne to hold back the sea…although King Canute at least believed the tides actually occurred.

The collapse of the western Antarctic ice sheet is inevitable and is already underway, scientists said on Monday.

The melt will cause up to four metres (13 feet) of additional sea-level rise over the coming centuries, devastating low-lying and coastal areas around the world – from Bangladesh to New Jersey – that are already expected to be swamped by only a few feet of sea-level rise.

Oops, nevermind, still several centuries of lying ahead.

But the researchers said the sea-level rise – while unstoppable – was still several centuries off, potentially up to 1,000 years away.

Oh that will make consensus possible.