A judge barred an Ivy League law student Monday from testifying at Michigan’s gay marriage trial, saying he might become an expert witness someday but his opinions wouldn’t help sway this case.
It was a blow for the Michigan attorney general’s office, which had offered Sherif Girgis as its first witness in defense of a 2004 constitutional amendment that bars same-sex marriage.
Girgis has written and talked about a historical defense of marriage between a man and a woman going back to ancient philosophers such as Cicero and Plato.
First of all, could have saved some money by calling some high-schoolers in the Gross Point AP History class.
Second, unless you are aiming for the FoxNews gravy train becoming the “expert” on old-timey marriage is a bit like becoming an expert on modern Austria-Hungary.
Third, you know what goes back further than Cicero and Plato? Slavery. Those two didn’t start the institution, they just participated in it. You going to testify about how awesomely sacred that institution is bub?