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The rest of the peonage of West Virginia can apparently suck it for a while longer!

Tap water in Charleston, West Virginia, and nearby communities will remain unsafe in the coming days, an official said on Saturday as residents spent a third day unable to bathe, shower or drink from the faucet due to a chemical spill tainting the Elk River.

As much as 5,000 gallons (18,927 liters) of industrial chemical 4-methylcyclohexane methanol, or Crude MCHM, leaked into the river on Thursday, state officials said.

The spill came from a tank belonging to Freedom Industries, a Charleston company that produces specialty chemicals for the mining, steel and cement industries, authorities said.

“Freedom Industries”? You have got to be freaking kidding me. The Onion couldn’t pull off that name in a parody.

Once again the hidden-hand of the marketplace extends a middle-finger.