Few want military action in Syria.

So we’re gonna have military action in Syria. I’m sure it will all go splendidly. After all, when are such predictions of armchair generals wrong?

Few, even Republicans, want the government shut down.

So we’re gonna shut down the government.

Meanwhile, our awesome media has focused on the real threat.

Miley Cyrus.

No matter what Google thinks.

Can we just compromise and send Boehner to Syria to twerk Assad?


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