Woof arf arf arf! Phoenix here tonight, with only one thing to say (and it’s not “This piece needs more cowbell”): Have some more Fluffy White Couch Dogs!

Here they are, on Christmas Eve, looking ever so deceptively angelic, taking a break from hitting up their human mom for treats.

Relax, unwind, and tell us what’s on your mind. If you want to give the doggies a good brushing, the wire slicker brushes are kept in the mud room between the garage and the kitchen. (They love brushings almost as much as they love baths — at least the drying-off part — though not quite as much as they like treats.)

Oh, and if you really want some cowbell, it’s here.