Hello everyone! Phoenix here, enjoying a nice dry Samhain and thinking about the things that go bump in the night as they search for beef chow mein. (Which, by the way, you really can get at Lee Ho Fook’s. Seriously.)

A-hoooooooo! (Or as Jesse Ventura would say, A-HOOOOOOO!) I’d better make sure the Fluffy White Couch Dogs stay inside tonight!

So what’s on your minds this All Hallows’ Eve?