Phoenix here, for your Late Night entertainment. As I often do, I’ve brought Penny and Petey, the Fluffy White Couch Dogs, along for a visit. Marvel at their utterly un-doglike cleanliness and wonder how many hours a day get spent brushing their thick, clean fur.

Tonight I’ve got a special treat: In addition to a new FWCD pic, we also have (courtesy of my klutzy friend who didn’t realize she had the thing set on video instead of camera mode) a five-second video of Penny and Petey, whining for attention and/or food. They’re your best friends in the world if you’ve got a piece of cheese in your hand.

Woof woof arf arf arf arf!