In addition to his other, uh, non-positives we are now receiving information on how foreign policy novice, Paul Ryan, is having his empty Eddie Munsteresque-vessel filled.

Because nothing succeeds like perpetually proclaiming success.

Next up, Ryan gets his military training by watching Stars Earn Stripes.*

 

*(Surely the winner of the Emmy for Most Offensive Program, sorry Honey Boo Boo)