Well clearly this makes absolutely all the sense in the world:

In the politically-charged and likely protest-filled streets of Tampa, Fla., during the Republican National Convention in August, water guns will be strictly prohibited. Concealed handguns, on the other hand, will be perfectly legal…

Specifically no…

…super soaker” water guns, sticks, poles, portable shields or glass bottles.

No “portable shields”…you take that bullet in the body the way God and the Second Amendment intended.

And in other news, Rupert Murdoch was just this Tuesday found to Not be a fit person to exercise the stewardship of a major international company“. Did Rupert learn, was he in any way shamed? Well let’s see. Murdoch stated in his recent testimony before a British parliamentary committee:

“if you want to judge my thinking, look at the Sun.”

No, not our starry giver of life, but his British Newspaper. So, what is Rupert thinking?

He’s thinking, “I’m going to mock a person with a speech impediment on the Front Page!”

 

 

 

 

 

BTW, Roy Hodgson, speech impediment or no, can speak five languages — a quintet more than Sean Hannity.