If it were up to Mitt Romney, it would all be different, Andy Cobb’s version of the Clint Eastwood pep talk Super Bowl ad.

Mitt Romney: Let Detroit Go Bankrupt.

No, seriously, he said that. If Mitt had his way, Detroit wouldn’t be repped by badasses like Eminem and Clint Eastwood. It’d just be some dude, chillin on the couch, dreaming what might have been.

Mitt sure did feel strongly about that whole “Let Detroit Go Bankrupt” thing. Huh. Now that GM is the number one auto company in the world again, do you think we’ll hear anything about that call between now and November?

“Can’t win ‘em all, right?”

(h/t Crooks and Liars)