Since we’re all apparently doing it wrong when it comes to the Star-Spangled Banner (and really, as a good old drunken warbling tavern song, it has its moments, but it’s not the only good old drunken warbling tavern song out there), what would you choose for America’s New Kickassingest Theme Song?

Remember: It has to sound good at everything from baseball games to military funerals, it needs to be able to be sung by schoolchildren and grandparents alike, and it must not be specific to male or female voice.

A.