
The National Review's "A Team"
Poor sad little Rich. Today he echoes the conservative lament that the GOP just “doesn’t have our A Team on the field.” “A” apparently stands for Anonymous, because he has trouble even imagining who that might be. After mentioning Bobby Jindal as a possibility, poor sad Rich moans that Bobby is already campaigning for Rick Perry, which to everyone except Lowry is a clue that his idea of “A Team” is someone who slobbers over a complete doofus who has trouble counting to three.
The second Rich solution is a convention in which all the non-Romneys prevent the real Romney from getting the nod, and the great white hope emerges from . . . who knows?
Earth to Rich Lowry: this is a called an oxymoron; the GOP does not have an “A Team.” And the conservative kooks who are driving the nomination process are turning the entire party into F troop — as in FAIL.
I don’t think Rich will see the connection, but he might think about what Paul Krugman writes today, expressing satisfaction — or is it relief — that EPA has managed to promulgate new rules to limit mercury emissions from the dirtiest coal plants in America:
With everything else that has been going on in U.S. politics recently, the G.O.P.’s radical anti-environmental turn hasn’t gotten the attention it deserves. But something remarkable has happened on this front. Only a few years ago, it seemed possible to be both a Republican in good standing and a serious environmentalist; during the 2008 campaign John McCain warned of the dangers of global warming and proposed a cap-and-trade system for carbon emissions. Today, however, the party line is that we must not only avoid any new environmental regulations but roll back the protection we already have.
And I’m not exaggerating: during the fight over the debt ceiling, Republicans tried to attach riders that, as Time magazine put it, would essentially have blocked the E.P.A. and the Interior Department from doing their jobs.
Oh, by the way, you may have heard reports to the effect that Jon Huntsman is different. And he did indeed once say: “Conservation is conservative. I’m not ashamed to be a conservationist.” Never mind: he, too, has been assimilated by the anti-environmental Borg, denouncing the E.P.A.’s “regulatory reign of terror,” and predicting that the new rules will cause blackouts by next summer, which would be a neat trick considering that the rules won’t even have taken effect yet.
Sorry, Rich, but there are barely enough letters in the alphabet to describe the horror the conservative movement has made of the GOP. More from Whiskey Fire and John Cole.



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Oh, man, that pic burns my eyes.
The Regressives are their own worst enemies. Ours too.
Elephant parades always require sweepers to follow behind and pick up the dung. Rich Lowry is necessary to pick up the dung of the dung sweepers.
I don’t have a problem with elephants, who when left to their own habitat, don’t need sweepers. These are not elephants.
Good Morning, SD. Thanks for getting up early to make the coffee. Where’d everybody go?
In this instance, wouldn’t A be pretty much guaranteed to stand for asshole?
Perhaps Abominable, Atrocious, or Anti-America?
Food hangovers, I suspect. I’ve sure as hell got one.
I think you’re on to something.
Here’s an interesting question, who would be their Mr. T?
Herman Cain. Wait…!
Haley Barbour? Perhaps Chris Christy?
Jesse Ventura, Fool.
a little handywork from yours truly;
tee hee
also I see you mentiond “f troop” an all time fav western documentary series I used to use as a learning source…which reminds me of that true story about the fuckouwee indians.
Yeah, but where does Chuck Norris fit in?
Did you mean Rich Lowery is an oafish moron?
that too
There’s always chickenhawk extraordinaire Ted Nugent.
Wish I was good with the photoshop. We could put together Rich’s A-team pretty quick.
Bonus points for ref to F Troop. Haven’t seen a more fitting description yet for those bozos.
ALL wonderful examples of has beens who had the talent to be a flash in the pan and have spent the rest of their lives really pathetically trying to recapture it. Conservatives always want to turn back the clock so they’re natural fits.
Great description of today’s politicians and hangers-on: Has Beens.
And you’ll get the same substance you’d get if you had the real people together.
Any place he wants to, Fool. Ha!
Listen: repubs will be furious no matter what happens, with the EPA, Pakistan or anything else that has to do with tough decisions. They hate logic and equality and even-handedness and have no long-term vision. They are dedicated to the 1%, rcism, bigotry, equal opportunity and any social programs which are unbiased and inclusionary. That is why they are leaderless and complain all the time. And they probably can’t recite the entire alphabet, anyway. And Jindhal and Perry hooked up? That is incomprehensibility and incompetence, joined at the hip. And those are both “I” words, for idiocy.
It sure looks like the Repugs are throwing the election; this goat rodeo is just not a credible effort for a major political party. Perhaps the One-percenters have chosen Obama, and the rest is kabuki.
There were eight Republican candidates, nine if you count Palin (who never declared, but was raising money and being polled along with everyone else last spring). Three of them, one third of the field, Palin, Cain, and Gingrich, were/are just in it for the money. A third of your field are just grifters.
The only two moderates are Romney and Huntsman. Romeny is reviled by the majority of likely voters, and Huntsman is completely ignored.
Five of seven were unable to get on the primary ballot in an important swing state on Super Tuesday.
One is a 76-year-old crazy man. Two have no appeal beyond the Christian Dominionist movement. One is unable to speak in complete sentences.
All are focusing on culture wars that are of no interest to the young people.
I think these are symptoms. The Reagan coalition is breaking up. When conservatives bemoan the lack of “another Reagan” they don’t mean the senile old coot himself – he couldn’t get the nomination in today’s Republican party – they mean someone that can knit the various factions together. They don’t have anyone, certainly no one in the current crop of candidates can do it.
I think this is more than a party on the way to a current-cycle loss. I think this is the ongoing breakup of a major party, something we haven’t seen since the Whigs fell apart.
IF true, it only means the corporate oligarchy knows it can get everything it needs from the Democrats. Both parties need to be dead and buried for the People to have a chance.
You may have stated something even more true than you realize. All the fun, games, and moronic cheer aside, maybe there is not a legitimate conservative interested in cleaning the progressives mess?
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/japan-will-raise-more-cash-debt-issuance-taxes-fourth-year-row
You have got to know at some level that the day of reckoning is coming?
Perhaps not.
Sad, but not undeserved.
You obbumatrons have had the exact same opportunity that the rest of us have had to just walk away. You choose not to?
Like I said. SAD.
More like people becoming more aware of the complete bullshit absurdity of both parties (thanks barack, you actually did something good for the country!)
Check the facts dude. People leaving the parties in droves and even more so the Dem ticket which is now not anything other than the personal political party of one man who pays for and directs it all.
George Soros.
He is your Daddy.
Isn’t that a photo of Ramesh Ponnuru and not Rich Lowry?
Nevermind. That’s Big Oil hero Booby Jindall. A Team Leader stepped in doo doo with an incorexit speech.
You take a wrong turn? You’ll not find many, if any, Obama or Democratic Party supporters here. You might want to take that screed over to Talking Points Memo or DKos.
He’s a little slow on the uptake lol.
But, to be fair, Obama is doing everything he can for the repugs.
The repubs actually do have an A team, but they can’t deploy them.
Face it, anybody sane has no chance with the lunatic mob that votes in GOOPER primaries. Sanity is definite disqualification, the A team can see that, so they hold back.
Gop voters have been told that they can have all the benefits of modern government without paying taxes to get it. They believe that freedom is the ability to oppress everyone they don’t approve of. They want to ban birth control and abortion so they can return to the good ol’ “barefoot and pregnant” days.
Remember all the “A Team Republicans” of the past. Did any one of them embrace that kind of insanity?