The Base

Your up-to-date list of what the Republican base is for, judged by audience response:

* As many people executed as possible;

* Attacking Iran — repeatedly;

* Assassinations are awesome too;

* Hating Muslims;

* Letting the uninsured die;

* And just this Saturday, Child Labor;

And against:

* American soldiers, engaged in tactics other than invading and occupying Islamic nations.

At least most of them will be out of my home-state in three weeks.

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