Mitch Albom, the highly paid Freep columnist and favorite author of Celine Dion’s target market, just cannot BELIEVE kids today go online for no reason at all!

We wonder why our kids are on the computer for so long, our parents wondered why we were addicted to the TV set, their parents wondered why the radio always had to be on, and their parents wondered how the horse got disconnected from the buggy. (OK, I made that last one up. My research doesn’t go back that far.)

But there is special concern with this new online addiction. No one was a predator on the radio. No one stole your identity through the TV. No one posted anonymous hate mail or vicious rumors through those mediums, nor were they used as a way of communicating with people in lieu of speaking face-to-face.

Yes. Certainly no one was ever concerned about the pernicious influence of television on the young. There has never been a moral panic about the technology use of The Youth of America. The Beatles were never on the Ed Sullivan show. History began when I did and will end when I die.

I am not in the 18-29 age group anymore. I barely remember it. But I see so many people of that age drawing all their opinions, news, entertainment and — worst of all – social interaction through a computer screen, that I worry soon the whole world will roll out of bed, plop down and reach for the mouse.

That is not how we were meant to live.

Says who? This may not be how you were meant to live, but I personally think it’s kind of great that “so many people of that age” can read tweets from Zucotti Park and Tahrir Square and Tehran through their newfangled computer machines, that the only barrier to seeking knowledge for those with the means to own a computer is the willingness to learn.

Should kids spend more time outside experiencing the world? Sure. So should treacly newspaper columnists, after they get some familiarity with Google and learn that social interaction is not all taking place online, and even if it were, that’s not necessarily a bad thing.

The Foundation released a report yesterday, called “Living and Learning with New Media,”which concludes that the time teens spend socializing electronically, is not, de facto, bad. In fact, it is an important part of their development. Instead of limiting their future, things like Facebook and texting and tweeting are not only giving them social skills, but also preparing them for the world they are about to inherit.

As for the Great Trivialization of our time, possibly Albom should read his own newspaper site’s front page (Charlie Sheen’s ex-wife Brooke Mueller arrested in AspenCreate a holiday photo card people will love to receive!) before boring on about how useless everything online is these days.

The Internet, once and for all, is a tool. It can be used to dig a hole, set off a firecracker, or build a cathedral. That all YOU can conceive it being used for is pointless crap isn’t an indictment of IT, it’s an indictment of you.

via Nancy Nall.

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