Photo credit: Bernt Rostad
Well, I finally figured out what to do with all my old PCs and laptops: cobble them together into a homemade supercomputer that converts news and opinion into right-wing headlines!
For today’s initial shakedown run, I fed the RWHG 999000 a variety of recent stories and blog posts, then generated output in all three formats: Newspaper/Tabloid, Blog, and Sarah Palin Facebook Post. Sample results are below – just click on the headlines to view the original source material.
Hero cop stands up to activist judge
NYPD taking no chances with OWS cyberterror threat
Time-traveling Occupy Portland protesters aiding and abetting rapists
Hero judge recognizes food stamp fraud most serious threat to US economy
Lamestream media doesn’t understand that real men don’t need an hour to explain themselves
Conservative community wary of unserious, self-promoting egomaniacs
Americans finally get serious about retirement planning
Study shows that the 1% raise exceptional, successful children
Study shows that Rick Perry has exceptional, successful buddies
OWS hippiecrites caught using a bank to deposit their Sorosfare checks, liberalism discredited once and for all
Activist judges refuse to recognize AZ GOP’s constitutional right to favorable redistricting
GOP prez candidates all strong, savvy on foreign policy and national security
Millionaire liberal elitist class traitors demand destruction of economy
Blue Texan leaves prominent liberal blog, will now report to Soros directly
Technology is awesome.