Tired after another long, depressing week of following the news? Well, in non-news today, I can report that Sarah Palin’s descent from ambitious politician to crazed media stalker is continuing to pick up speed.
In the wake of her hastily scheduled PR-stunt visit to the Iowa State Fair last week, Palin’s promotional PAC released an ad today apparently to remind the media (which, unsurprisingly, is spending more time covering actual candidates for the Republican nomination) that she was there. At the end, the video hamfistedly promotes her planned — um, okay, “planned” may be too strong a word for anything involving Palin, so instead let’s say “previously announced” — return visit to the state for a speech on September 3rd, the start of Labor Day weekend.
Among the usual word-saladized Americanisms about ordinary people “who want the exceptionalism put back into our country” (uh, WTF?), what struck me about the ad was the heavy emphasis on how much attention the media paid to Palin’s visit (as if to say, “Hey, c’mon, look! She’s important, really!”)… and Palin’s tenser, angrier stage presence, with more than a hint of desperation. The “doggones” and “heck, yeahs” are still there in her speech, but the relaxed fake-Reaganesque cheerfulness is gone, replaced by a determination to stir up some kind of transient excitement any way she can.
What will Palin do as the pretenses continue to slip away, as it becomes obvious she’s no more serious about running for president than Newt Gingrich is? Will she, like Newt, officially announce a candidacy that exists almost nowhere except inside her mind? Will she linger at the fringes of the political arena like a traumatized and rejected Cinderella, wandering the outskirts of the palace muttering to herself and dressed in rags, with a broken glass shoe in her hand?
Or will she retreat to whatever comfortable home all her grifting has enabled her to afford, nursing her bitterness and privately complaining like Gloria Swanson in Sunset Boulevard that “I’m still big; it’s the political process that got small”?



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I’m sorry.
Ban me if you will, but she could always pay some agent provocateurs to show up in the crowd, wearing Obama buttons and holding signs saying:
“Sarah! Show us your tits!”
OT
http://www.journaltimes.com/news/local/article_c9225ca2-c83d-11e0-aca4-001cc4c03286.html
I trust the Weekly Standard to give us news about what GOPers are doing. Ryan has the worse poll numbers of any elected politician in America but is he nuts leaking rumors you might run for President is a common Pol game but he is charging money for his town hall meetings and drinking $350 a bottle wine.
He is the poster child for cuts in SS and Medicare! But he still thinks he has a shot?
Would even Sarah pick him as VP?
Arrggh! I’m blind BLIND! brain bleach warning next time.
Sarah Palin is rapidly degenerating to her true emotional age: she’s like the seven-year-old desperately yelling “Look at meeeeeee!” as soon as the adults turn their heads.
Only difference is, it’s debatable how “adult” the Reprivatican presidential crew and their media butt-sniffers really are.
She is trying harder to stir up crowds with hate??? I did not think that was possible unless she starts giving her speeches in the original German.
That is a great freakin’ headline.
Could that grifting grifter be coming to the end of grifting dayz?
Okay. Let’s talk sports.
Here’s my bracket for the 2011 famewhore-of-the-year final four:
Newt Gingrich v. Kim Kardashian
Sarah Palin v. Christine O’Donnell
What pretense she and Newt are the most unpopular politicians in America Rep Ryan is third but he is the worse elected pol in office Newt and Sarah don’t have elected office.
Place my bet for three of them to file for bankruptcy in the next 10 years given their spending habits and expected lack of funds as their fame dries up.
SWOPA!
Well I came off my 90 day probationary period at work this week. No formal review yet but I haven’t been told to go home and stay either.
People like her and Newt never go quietly into that good night they will up the Crazy and go in a ball of fire.
How much longer until the FDIC cut off and Sarah can no longer have her own tv shows or comment on Fox?
Would Sarah running prevent her daughter’s from having their own tv shows?
That’s cold, tanbark, cold as asay … why all these “special” folkses riding on buses, Palin, Obama, Bachman?
None of these elite beings would ever take a bus … well … maybe they would … if the keys were in it and the tanks alot were full.
Greyhounds from hello what have we hear the latest from the greatest shills, bigots, and pusilanimous fabulists around.
Weld everything to the floor! the political class are at loosends and they got busses for babies and cops for the pooroldnonastuters … hey? who let’emouttadabubbles?
Ya know, these critters are downRIGHT dang erous.
Take ‘em serious …? Better we laff at ‘em … get’s ‘em all pissy
Might all end up ina tissyness as usual.
Good night and good snooze to mellow.
;~DW
Things; I’ll miss Palin. I think she’s still a decent threat to drag the GOP close enough to the snake-handlers to scare off some independents.
Not nearly enough to compensate for the ones that are disgusted with Obama, I admit.
Poor Sarah, she might have some real political cred if she hadn’t QUIT her elected gig halfway through to make money pretending to run for president.
Jesus help me, how could I have forgotten Bachmann?
Need to eat more fish and carrots, I do. :o)
Congrats! Margaret … and, thank you for the insight, downstream.
DW
Manana, y’all.
Hey DW. Glad you understand.
…as it becomes obvious she’s no more serious about running for president than Newt Gingrich is? Will she, like Newt, officially announce a candidacy that exists almost nowhere except inside her mind? Will she linger at the fringes of the political arena like a traumatized and rejected Cinderella, wandering the outskirts of the palace muttering to herself and dressed in rags, with a broken glass shoe in her hand?
let’s just say that the answer is yes.
’cause it makes me happy.
Oya tanny!
good for you!
i think palin’s movie didn’t do so hot. In The City Beautiful it played one theatre. It played the same multiplex at Universal Studios and opened on the same day as Harry Potter. Great booking. Oh, yeah. And it got trashed by the Orlando Sentinel.
This is a little creepy, so if you have a drink in your hand, put it down.
And, it’s only half OT.
Creepy?!? He’s fabulous!
One presumes that your employer was the one on probation. If I’m mistaken, then congratulations!
“Doggone it!”
The ScreechWoman.
Tangentially O/T: Incremental Photoshop improvement.
http://www.bgladd.com/DrBachmann.jpg
Palin and Bachmann. Cumulative IQ starting with a decimal point.
Doggone it.
Oh, my. I should have qualified that with a “to me”. But, hey. Different strokes I suppose.
That presumption would be erroneous. Though the handbook says that both the company ad the employee are on probation, essentially they can fire me at any time for any reason in my state. It’s just an excuse to hold up your benefits until they see if you’re going to carry your load.
And who could forget that she started to have ‘her’ baby while she was in Texas?
My tongue was very much in my cheek demi. ;)
Well, we know Perry isn’t the father. He’s got teh gay.
Sarah’s gonna lose her looks (thanks, Demi, for the pre-look!), and then how many viagra-boys are going to get up for her? Of course that does not mean she will go away…..crap, Phyllis Schlafley, that nastiness, didn’t go away, but their ‘newsworthiness’ certainly dissipates. Sarah was a bad joke from the get-go, and she has only gotten worse. Doesn’t mean the rest of us won’t be annoyed by her and Newtie-boy, but maybe we’ll spend less time giving them press.
:)
We’re watching Hitchhiker’s Guide.
So, you know I’m in a weird mood. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Where this thread and Hitchhiker’s guide just met in the middle.
“She’s pretty and she’s skinny. She’s lieing.”
Just what is a Ron Paul gear ad doing on the Lake?
Palin in comparison, “Sarry” … it is.
demi … you gots a wicked humorous streak in dem blonde tresses.
Way yes.
(The stuff of nightmareseedon’ts and white-light enwrapmentations be likelaffall nitelong)
;~DW
Schlafly had a law degree, could work without a script. Palin read sports scores off a TV teleprompter.
Gynephobia might make one impotent but not sterile.
Hey Pups!
Just finished watching the movie “Agora.” Horribly violent and turns me off on all religions. Go Science!
Off hand, I’d say, AitchD.
DW
Palin is prettier and can get men all tingly without scaring off the women. Schlafly was mean as shit and denied her own gay son and scared the crap of all those feminists whom she totally hated. She had her law degree, but she thought all other women should stay in the kitchen. Devil woman. Palin is just a fool doing the best she can to grift as fast as she can. Toad admitted so to the fans today……gotta get the money while you can. “What would you do?” I don’t know how to link, but it isn’t hard to find on the googlemeister.
There is always the old baby in a jar option.
Perry and Palin, yeah, they’re both old babies.
Hey you late night pups. Thanks for the post Swopa.
Margaret,
We are doing the happy dance here in Hutto for your end of probation. Big, big hugs from both of us.
I can’t think of anyone who irritated me more than Schlafly. Absolutely the Anti-human.
Dropped in to say Hi and goodnight. As to Palin, I think I would just as soon forget her.
You all have a good weekend.
I miss you guys. We still need to hook up again!
You mean, like Monsanto?
(The only science we ever get to know is the science that’s funded.)
Thanks, TS, and you and yours also!
She was her era’s Michele Bachmann without the pretty face. I’m quite tired of all these hateful women. I think that in her own way Palin embraces her stupidity and tosses a finger and says “bite me.” She wants money and attention, but doesn’t have the power or smarts to be as evil as Schlafly.
They is a bunch of comments here I wouldn’t let a Ro(bama)bot touch with a glowing pitchfork, at high noon, in the News-Stand in Times Square, even if some sainted peter was rising up in all the holy glory of the endless war on Palin-piffle.
Youse Firebaggers ‘vance is a whole lotta sumthin elsewhens, indeedy.
No wonder Preznit Osterity gots duh vapors.
Cheese and Crackers, Got All Muddy!!!
Even so.
;~DW
We miss you! Had a dream date Wed. with the wonderfull CBL and we are going to see Jimmy Vaughn at a little biker bar with a big back yard stage tomorrow night. Wish you could join us.
(thrilled to be on a late night thread)
((sorry boxturtle))
I wish you hadn’t brought up the ERA like that…
This movie promoted the theory of the Copernican/Kepler theory.
At least you didn’t diss him for playing golf.
Wow! That sounds like fun indeed.
OOOHHHH you sweet talker you.
I do indeed. And, sometimes it’s the weird that makes me smile.
Some day we’ll all be laughing in white light. Maybe. Who knows?
Still it’s a nice image to think upon.
(You)
Did it show how the RCC ‘defunded’ Galileo and threatened worse?
Hey ya, Dearie. Hugs, honey.
You know I hate Monsanto…hey AitchD.
TS – I don’t know what your saturday mornings are like, but I’d like to invite you to join us in the morning at Pull Up A Chair.
We even get philisophical sometimes. But, it’s a big hearted group and you might enjoy it.
(Me with my pleasepleaseplease smile.)
I done heard ’bout you and CBL, soundin’ real sweet, niceliking, good stuff, all round congratslike… bet you don’t bikin’ slow.
Like my pipes loud enuff so them in cages know I’m round about.
;~DW
demi! you are such a dear.
Did I see our President appointed some hack from Monsanto to be the Ag Sec today? Our was my brain up to its usual tricks?
Monsanto’s science was funded on the ‘loaves and fishes’ belief. Hey Chris.
The CBL likes it up on the pipes.
OMG I hope not. But I work too much to know…
Chris~
Takes one to know one. Nice to be at late night and seeing you! I’m mostly a morning gal here, but every so often, I get to hang with the niter homies. (Is that how we spell that?)
Hugs to you, too. You always bring the ‘goods’……. :)
Vibe(ration)s, dude. Always good.
heh heh! I do follow you…
Kinda cool hangin with the big night time kids eh?
More good-chuckles and loud-out laffs every day, demi, MOTU red-faced big-failin, most like they all Palin.
You savvy?
One of very best, you be.
Sometimes, the serious is much more than way too much.
Douglas Adams understood very well and left a large empty place which no one has come close to filling.
Your humor and abiding sweet and compassionate humanity are a delight and a certainty, demi, which add dimensions of meaning to FDL, every day … you.
DW
;~DW
Gosh, that was very sweet! You are wonderful!
Me? I’m a cantankerous Curmudgeon, Christine, verily.
;~DW
You also. And btw, my sister’s birthday is September 10.
I cannot stay up for Late Late Night, so may I indulge you all with a music link?
Think beach, bikinis, the 60′s, smell of ….well you will have to pull up your own olfactory memories.
Flippin’ far out. Big kids tear it up.
(I’m going to the herb store tomorrow. Yep)
Did I tell you that I’m going to be mother of the groom Sept. 10, 2011? Did I say that I’ve lost my mind?
DW,
You should know that I am a lurker. All day, every day, at work FDL is open and active on my workbench laptop. You have become one of my very few don’t miss ‘dogs. Thanks for sharing, you old sage.
Trader Joe’s sells a sunblock perfectly redolent of Coppertone oil.
The CBL has been to the herb store 2 weekends in a row! Really COOL stuff. She has me sleepin through the night for the first time in 30 yrs. with her hippie herbs.
“42″, Dude.
PS – this Tension Tamer Tea on ice has got me almost there….zzzzzzz.
I do love the peeps. And, not just because I’m supposed to. It’s just a natural response.
I’m going to go out and stare at the stars and send white light to All Of You.
Ummmmmmm, I’m smelling it now. In my mind. Which is where EVERYTHING happens. Ha.
You found a special one, oldnslow. And, so did she.
Am I getting too sappy? Maybe it’s the catnip in my tea.
And I Wish They All Could Be California Girls…
Looks like Suzanne is up. Maybe you could drop in.
Ah, the first part is wonderful. My very best congrats to you and your son.
The second, I’d imagine, is poifectly normal.
I’ve four daughters so I suspeculate that my marbles are (eventually) a gone thing … like the hair on the top of me ‘ead already ’tis.
By and large, especially the “shooters”, I’ve found quite a few marbles over the years, okay, over the decades … so it prolly evens out … somewhere in that “eventually” …… thing.
The good thing about losing one’s mind, I have discovered, is that there seems to be a whole lot less to worry about … but I forget exactly what.
Now, where did I leave that … that … never … mind. Oh? I don’t mind.
(There, you have the secret of my exxxxxxxcess.)
;~DW
You should lurk less often, as yer moniker doth all ways garner me own attentions, (oldnslow … irony does that, you know).
DW
Palin is Oprah’s
bete blanc
After nearly a month since it opened in theaters, Palin’s box office hit film The Undefeated has hauled in $116,381.
http://boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=undefeated11.htm
And 0% positive reviews from the critics:
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/771245638/
Not to worry, I’m sure Sarah got her grift upfront. So the only losers will be the losers who bankrolled it, if they expected a profit, the theater owners, and audience members who wandered in by mistake.
The horrible, shit-your-pants truth:
By scaring the living shit out of so many people, Palin has done far more to help the democratic party in 2012 than has Barack Obama.