Anyone reading this all ready knows what activist and sex columnist Dan Savage has done to the word Santorum. If you don’t, Google it and I’ll wait.

To me this is one of the primo examples of don’t get mad, get even. Even after all this time, it is still the first two hits you get when you type in that word into the Google-machine. It put a really nasty image of a pretty nasty Senator out there on the Internet; and as we all know, once something is on the Internet it is basically there forever.

Good ol’ Sen. Rick has now decided that he has been called by God to run for the office of President of the United States. The problem is he is so last decade. His campaign is going so poorly and raising so little money that even Tim Pawlenty is saying “Wow, that campaign is in trouble!” And that is really, really saying something.

So what is a failed conservative Senator to do? Well it looks like he is going to try to use his complete and utter punking by Savage as a way to raise money. Which, as you might gather, is a bad, bad idea for Santorum. You would think that after having lost a hand in a wood-chipper, a person would stay away from it, but not Santorum.

That’s right folks, if Rick Santorum goes after Dan Savage and gay people to raise money for what is surely going to be a losing campaign, Savage is going to redefine his first name as well. Now most of the time I’d take a threat like that with a big grain of salt, but this is the guy that made it so that all the little Santorum rugrats will never be able to cyber-slack by Goggling themselves. Him I’d take a little more seriously.

Now all that we are left with is wondering if Santorum is smart enough to take the warning. I am betting on not. Which, as the video shows, could cause a lot of collateral damage to a lot of folks named Rick.

The floor is yours.