Satan, or according to Michele Bachmann's former church, the Pope.

I’m pretty tired of the endless debt ceiling kabuki, so I wandered over to Clownhall, hoping to be entertained. Never fails.

Here’s professional wingnut Emmett Tyrell, founder and editor of The American Spectator and former panty-sniffer for Richard Mellon Scaife, doing his best to defend Michele Bachmann from all those mean libruls.

What is Bachmann’s transgression? She was, until recently, a member of a church that opposes homosexuality and gay marriage. It also takes issue with the Roman Catholic papacy. It is the Salem Lutheran Church of Stillwater, Minn. And by the way, it is no longer Bachmann’s church. She now attends the evangelical church Eagle Brook, in another part of Stillwater, where she now lives. A close friend, JoAnne Hood, tells The New York Times that the Bachmanns “are absolutely not against the gays. They are just not for marriage” — presumably not for gay marriage. As for their position on the Catholic papacy, Hood is mum.

Well, I speak as a Roman Catholic. I do not know what the Salem Lutheran Church’s complaint is, but if it is the Catholic doctrine of papal infallibility, I think I understand.

Clearly they don’t have teh Googles at Clownhall or the Spectator, because a quick search would’ve turned up this:

Since Scripture teaches that the Antichrist would be revealed and gives the marks by which the Antichrist is to be recognized, and since this prophecy has been clearly fulfilled in the history and development of the Roman Papacy, it is Scripture which reveals that the Papacy is the Antichrist.

Yeah, I’d say there’s a pretty big freaking gulf between a theological difference about papal authority and “that dude in the hat is Satan.”

So what’s the best part, here?

  1. That Emmett charged off and wrote a spirited, 725-word defense of Michele Bachmann without bothering to first look up the controversy he was defending her against.
  2. That Bachmann belonged to a church for a decade which believes the leader of Emmett’s church is the Devil himself.
  3. That Emmett cross-posted this disaster at Newsbustards.

Clownhall: entertaining liberals since forever.