
"Who let the Dumb ALECs lie and write bad laws?" (photo courtesy of Jim White)
Pouting Baby is talking to us again. — JW
Common Bob is doing a good thing again. Remember when he was showing how Creepy Clarence was lying? Well, today Common Bob and his friends asked the government to look at lies from the Dumb ALECs:
A group uniting corporate leaders and conservative state legislators to draft “model” legislation and turn it into state laws appears to have under-reported its lobbying activity and should be investigated for possible federal tax law violations, Common Cause said today.
In a letter to the Internal Revenue Service, the nonprofit government watchdog group said the American Legislative Exchange Council (ALEC) may have filed false tax returns and put its tax-exempt, charitable status at risk. The council operates under Section 501(c)(3) of the Internal Revenue Code, which limits its lobbying activity and allows its corporate backers to deduct their contributions to ALEC from their taxable income.
“The American Legislative Exchange Council is the mechanism through which some of America’s largest corporations are seeking to secure legislation designed to advance their bottom lines,” said Common Cause President Bob Edgar. “They have every right to do so, but they appear to be evading lobbying disclosure laws and the tax breaks they’re exploiting constitute a public subsidy for their profit-driven lobbying. That’s not right.”
The letter (pdf) from Common Bob and his friends to the IRS is 65 pages long and was written by some very smart lawyers. It has lots of details on how the Dumb ALECs are lying about money and how they use it.
Today was a really bad day for the Dumb ALECs, because there were more stories in the news about bad things they’ve done. One article showed how they are trying to steal elections:
At least thirty-three states have introduced voter ID laws this year. In addition to Wisconsin, Alabama, Kansas, South Carolina and Tennessee have passed similar bills. Only a veto by Democratic Governor John Lynch prevented New Hampshire from enacting a law the Republican House speaker admitted was advanced to make it harder for “liberal” students to cast ballots, and that one state representative described as “directly attributable to ALEC.”
ALEC’s goal is to influence not just state politics but also the 2012 presidential race, to “give the electoral edge to their preferred candidates,” as Cristina Francisco McGuire of the Progressive States Network pointed out in March. “It’s no coincidence that they are waging the fiercest of these battles in states that are also the likeliest battleground states in 2012, where suppressing the youth vote could have a dramatic impact,” she wrote. The one class of voters that ALEC seeks to protect with resolutions and model legislation—overseas military voters—happens to be likely to vote Republican.
Another article showed how a Florida politician submitted a law drafted by the Dumb ALECs. This was a really bad law that would hurt workers and their right to band together (just like the one in Wisconsin), but the Florida legislature tried to lie about the Dumb ALECs’ involvement:
Given the similarities between HB 1021 and a rash of like-minded bills in states across the country, including Wisconsin, on March 30 a public records request was sent to Dorworth’s office seeking copies of all documents pertaining to the writing of HB 1021, including copies of any pieces of model legislation the American Legislative Exchange Council (ALEC) may have provided.
Within an hour of submitting this request, Florida House Speaker Dean Cannon’s (R-Winter Park) Communications Director Katherine Betta responded: “We received a note from Representative Dorworth’s office regarding your request for records relating to the American Legislative Exchange Council and HB 1021. Please note that Mr. Dorworth’s legislative offices did not receive any materials from ALEC relating to this bill or any ‘model legislation’ from other states.”
But two weeks later Dorworth’s office delivered 87 pages of documents, mostly bill drafts and emails, detailing the evolution of what was to become HB 1021. Buried at the bottom of the stack was an 11-page bundle of neatly typed material, labeled “Paycheck Protection,” which consisted of three pieces of model legislation, with the words “Copyright, ALEC” at the end of each.
The Dumb ALECs should be in a lot of trouble, but does anyone really think they will be punished? Why are they allowed to lie and to write bad laws? Is it because the really rich people and big companies that give the Dumb ALECs their money can get away with anything they want?
PS from Mr. Jim: Pouting Baby almost forgot to pout this week, because he was so excited watching soccer. Pouting Baby is in love with Miss Abby!



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Pouting Baby in da house!
EDP!
Pouting Baby & Jim!
The ALECs need to be tarred, feathered, and run out of town on a splintery rail (right to the nearest federal prison).
Hiya, Doc. That’s a very good suggestion.
I happened to catch the last minutes of the US/France match on a restaurant TV. Smoooooooth.
ALEC is a bunch of mindless jerks who will be the first up against the wall when the revolution comes.
I think that a good case can be made that with their efforts to subvert our democracy, disenfranchise the opposition, overturn the will of the people, and backrupt the nation ALEC is guilty of treason.
That one was great, but the quarterfinal game was off-scale!
They are the very embodiment of modern American evil.
Hmmm. Could be a Gilbert and Sullivan parody lurking in there.
If ALEC didn’t have two political parties and three branches of government crawling all over each other trying to do their bidding, the charge might even stick.
pouting baby!
Yeah, that’s why I asked if anyone really thought they would face punishment.
Suzanne! Pouting Baby loves Miss Abby!
I am the very model of a modern Klingon general
I’ve executed vegetable and animal and mineral
I’ve taken slaves in battle and I’ve fought the fight victorious
I’ve friccaseed a Vulcan and the taste was meritorious
I’m very well acquainted, too, with notions fratricidical
I disemboweled my brother for his notions parricidical
Our bloodline is corrupted and we worship this anomaly
I fertilized my sister just to keep it in the family
My strategy for savagery is highly mathematical
I’m flatulent in airlocks with results quite aromatical
I’ve executed vegetable and animal and mineral
I am the very model of a modern Klingon general
Not in this lifetime. I still hold out hopes for karmic retribution, though.
majQa’
Heh
Pouting Baby!!!!
Waving to Pouting Baby!! So happy that PB loves Ms Abby. Same here!
wasn’t that a great tune! she’s gone several songs on the youtube (but don’t listen to them when your mom is around)
edit: in best gilda, nevermind… i was thinking of the wrong woman
pouting baby — my mom told me on the phone that she has been watching miss abby. she has never watched sports but she loves the women’s soccer team. was a good thing i was sitting down when she was telling me this
NO
YES
Silly Pouting Baby. You already knew those answers!
Howdy. Got distracted there for a minute.
Eh? No problem, I was noodling away on another post. Ain’t gonna stick around too much; things to do.
Just love PB and had to stop by to say: hey! And tsk tsk to dumb ALEC, who shall suffer no consequences, more’s the pity….
Go USA Women’s Soccer!! W00t!
Yeah, what he said . . .
Howdy n good to see ya Mr. White, with Teh Pouter!
Good seeing you, too.
WHAT revolution?
;-)
I don see no revolution, we got no revolution . . . I don’t got to show you no stinkin revolutions!
All we got is badgers, n they seem to be dormant for some reason.
I wouldn’t wanna show you no stinkin dormant badgers!
It’s hard stuff out there Mr. White, no doubt . . . for us all. On every front.
Thanks for all you do . . . n love how ya do it thru PB. Nice creative mechanism . . . folks (n us proggys) love it!
*G*
Think I will toddle off. Going hiking up here in the morning and need my rest. Take care all.
Worse n Petersen?
Worse n the damned elitists who own it all?
Our erected offals who are owned and operated by them elites?
Cuz WORST is pretty bad . . . unless it’s liver . . ;-)
“My strategy for savagery is highly mathematical
I’m flatulent in airlocks with results quite aromatical”
Niceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Goodnight, Doc. Looks like a great place to hike.
Heh.
g’nite dr dick
Think I’ll hit the hay, too. Goodnight, folks.
Ok, where’d the galaxy did THAT ONE come from?????
I recall many a fart joke from the 50′s . . . set to tv theme songs.
THis one is new to me . . . lol
Sidewalks folded up early on this one . . . nite folks.
Puma @15 posted it.
Now it’s OK you don’ know. In best that most people do NOT know.
It’s a nerd thing.
It’s from StarTrek TNG. In one of the movies, Data, the android learns Gilbert and Sullivan for whatever reason they concoct. This is a Trekkie spoof of that with a Klingon theme. (told you did not want to know)
Either Puma made it up, or more likely borrowed from the numerous Trekkies out there who love this shite. It’s not something normal people can understand, or should for that matter.
You have to be a little special, like me and Trekkies (which I officially am not one, but in the same ballpark), to truly understand the “quality” of it and what a piece of work it really is. I for am applaud it with gusto.
Sorry, you asked.
No, no I’m NOT sorry I asked!
lol
I recall a show in the 50′s (I was on home leave with parents age some what 6-9) that had some truckers. Show was Cannonball.
There was, long after that, a school yard version of the show’s theme, that was flatuently oriented.
N that’s how it is, for me . . . my memories, long before and far after Star Trek . . . ;-)
Go ahead, pull my finger.
LMBO hope u r 2!
N I loved the Trekkie gens, from Kirk, thru Picard, n all the rest.
Yer too smug, about nuttin, sometimes . . . ;-)
N for no reason.
And here in Minnesota where the Republicans (supported by ALEC … and it’s members like MillerCoors?) have shut down the government because they don’t want to raise taxes on only 7000 of the wealthiest Minnesotans…
Miller Coors will have to start pulling it’s product off the shelves because it failed to renew it’s “vendors” license before the state offices shut down.
Ooooohhhh dear! That’s tooo bad! Think of all the money they spent just to lose a lot of money in one of their biggest markets.
(I’d like to know some more details about what appears to be a little episode of karma.)