In a post wherein Ann Althouse squawks she is not at all interested in our “Eli” — apart from, one supposes, this particular post, wherein she squawks about our “Eli” — Althouse intriguingly declares:
People who are immersed in politics ought to take a good look at their own minds.
Whatever else you can say about Althouse, she at least cannot be faulted for a failure to follow her own advice. All the evidence shows that Althouse has been long separated from her mind; if she originally removed it in order to give it a proper gawking, that is a perfectly laudable motive. And let us be charitable! Perhaps there is a perfectly sound reason that as soon as her mind departed her skull it promptly escaped, never to be heard from again; and very likely all she had on hand to fill the resultant cranial void was Franzia and guano.
That would be the kindest explanation for this emanation:
I have no interest in these hysterical little men who obsess about whether their “base” is getting served or stiffed.
(Rolls eyes.) Althouse is watching consonants whirling through onion rings, yet once more. She’s got a dirty mind, don’t she, Yossarian? The dirtiest. Maybe she should advertise for her lost mind on Craigslist to see if she can find anyone who’s recently seen it so she get it back. Maybe, like, a street vendor on St. Mark’s has it. You never know. (See vid.)
But this sort of instability is widespread. There are people out there like Michele Bachmann, who is having all sorts of trouble because of her associations with known perverts with bizarre sexual obsessions. It’s just sad to see and one prays she gets the help she needs, or even better, the consequences she deserves.



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SaTHERSday Night Fever!
Althouse is living proof that there is an affirmative action program at America’s law schools for brain dead, batshit crazy lawyers. No way on earth that woman would ever be gainfully employed even cleaning toilets otherwise.
Hello!? Is this thing turned on?
She is truly stupid, AND has no command of the English language:
Somehow, neutrality (!) has vengeance and is personal. Or something.
*where’smymargarita?*
Coherence and Althouse cannot coexist in the same universe.
Evening all
Thers, you should see what John Cole wrote about Eli’s post…
Just Fucking Kill Me
by John Cole
These people are fucking clinical:
Any good liberal in the year 2011 would be confused when choosing between Obama and Bush for the title of “Worst President Ever.”
Fuck these lunatics. Fucking sociopaths.
What an Asshat…! 8-(
I just wish I’d been given a choice as to which one I would share a universe with.
Althouse is a jerk. She’s not worth your time to read, or to respond to.
Right. “former” Republican John Cole.
uh huh.
Saw it, saw no point in acknowledging.
A few commenters asked the obvious q… Did you even read it…? *gah*
Thers bravely reads these twits so we don’t have to. And then he makes them seem as if they could possibly be funny.
Althouse and I are old, old friends.
thers!
Yeah, I know what my choice would have been.
Evening amiga
I hear ya, several commenters had also asked if he really needed the hits that badly…! ;-)
Like Khan and Kirk…
I still, despite all evidence to the contrary, i know, hold out hope that Ms. Althouse’s mind is not lost, but merely misplaced.
Heh. I need to ask Dean (RFShunt) to make a “firebagger” avatar.
Then start trolling Cole’s pit and certain Kos threads. Could be fun!
Thers and friends!
Evening all. Lovely here with summer breezes. News depressing as all hell get out.
Glad to hear the weather’s nice, at least. Until the corporations get done with it…
Could be fun!
Most def…! ;-)
I don’t follow the bloggy, internets players real good, but is this lady a drunk or am i thinking of somebody else?
I don’t mind Cole. He misfires a lot, IMHO, but he does try to be fair-minded, by his lights, and that is not nothing.
Same here. Sunny with a high of 81. Went to the farmer’s market this morning and bought some wonderful organic heirloom tomatoes, mustard greens, Chinese broccoli, and baby zucchini. Sadly, the mushroom picker was not there, so I could not get any local wild mushrooms. I am really looking forward to the chantrelles, porcinis, and matsutakes.
She has been known to drunkvlog…
Our Lady of the Wine Box.
ADDED: Or perhaps that should be “Whine Box.”
Is OT ok on late night?
If so. What do you all think of Boehner’s comment about there is not likely to be the Grand Delusion budget deal? I won’t feel safe until I see the writing but I will hold a glimmer of hope Obama’s plans to gut SS etc won’t happen this time.
I’ll bow to Thers’ greater knowledge. I thought you might have had Peggy Noonan in mind…her favorite hobby is getting hopped up on cheap wine and dry-humping Reagan’s corpse.
Sure. He’s a moderate Republican. Which means he should be mostly ignored, and mocked on the
misfireswingnut lashing out.Somebody had posted over/under odds on when he’d have to post another apology…! ;-)
and there is that pammy woman — wasn’t she the one who liked her vino and john bolton’s moustache?
Sounds to me like the teabagger caucus is holding his feet to the fire. If this was not so serious, I would have to laugh at his vain and inept attempts to maintain party discipline. Right now it seems to be the backbencher freshmen who are imposing the discipline.
…her favorite hobby is getting hopped up on cheap wine and dry-humping Reagan’s corpse.
Eeewww…!
Oh, me too! I’m hoping our local market will start bringing in mushrooms and garlic. My wee garden is producing wonderful basil, chives, and the tomatoes look promising. What little comfort a beautiful salad brings is about all I can hope for right now. I made the best pesto this week.
I thought it was “liked her vino and John Bolton as a moustache.”
Ms Islamophobia. Yeah, that is her. Pammycakes from Atlas Shrugs, or as it is better known in these parts, Atlas Jugs, given her drunk vlogging anti-Islam rant in a bikini from Israel.
I love it when you say that!
I have the hope that our liberal back benchers are doing the same to Obama. That DCCC ad release was a real slap. Not that they can’t be forced to fold but one hopes.
I’m sensing a trend here . . .
I think she was looking for mustache rides.
OK. Thanks. Same one I was thinking of.
“what a waste it is to lose one’s mind or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is.”
–Dan Quayle
and just to be clear, it was not my intent to ridicule ms. althouse for he shitfacedness. i, too, am an alcoholic and know how it can affect your work-particularly research and writing. perhaps this explains the quality of her stuff. i wish her only the best.
Ah, for the good old days when stupid people held high office…
…oh, wait. Never mind!
Dammit, I can’t find watertiger’s parody…
You are the very soul of magnanimity and good grace. Me, not so much.
She is a tenured law professor at the University of Wisconsin and teaches constitutional law there. It is her students who need our best wishes.
Pammycakes pretty much is parody already.
and hey!!! eli’s the most prominent baseball fan here at FDL.that’s very important to me. i love fdl and the people here, but ball fans are in pretty short supply So anybody fucks with Eli, he/she fucks with me!
i saw that. and you’re absolutely correct.
or she may just be a sloppy writer and a sloppy drunk. in which case she can just hop off.
…in pretty short supply.
Not true, there’s plenty of baseball fans here, I’m a die-hard Cardiac Sox fanatic myself…! ;-)
Pittsburgh fan here, especially since they’re doing better with all thos rookies than they have since Belinda took the team into the dark ages….
sf giants fan
I wouldn’t say I’m a baseball fan, so much as a Mets fan…
and to be clear, i don’t mean to imply that Professor Althouse is an alcoholic. just wondering why her writing sucks so bad, is all. so when i say i “too” am an alcoholic, by “too” i did not mean Professor Althouse.
still don’t know why her writ5ing is so shitty, though.
CTut, go read the piece at MotherJones on why she lost her case against KBR.
It’s very informative.
did not know we had so many. that’s a good thing. and it’s Late Night so i can digress, right? I’m a big time Yankees fan but I am sooooo glad this Jeter shit is over with. Great ball player, no doubt. But I wish that self-absorbed, washed-up, double-play machine would retire now.
Time for me to toddle off. Take care all and try not to read too much Althouse. Excessive exposure causes brain damage (Thers is a pro and takes all due precautions like a Level IV hazmat suit).
Joses Reyes is quite the ball player…! ;-)
Link…?
he is.
Mahalo, Felix…! I shall take a look at it…! What serious f*ckery it was…! 8-(
night, doc
When he is on the field…
I’m a Luddite (and Lazy)therefore I don’t know how to do links. :(
*heh* As Steve Gilliom used to say FTFY…!
No hard feelings…! ;-)
I’m getting a ridiculous number of ads for Liberty University tonight…not that one ad for Liberty University isn’t a ridiculous number.
I assume this is the one you were referring too…
Why Jamie Leigh Jones Lost Her KBR Rape Case…
Jones certainly did do a disservice to Service Women serving abroad…! 8-(
I’ve had to witness(and report) some of the egregious sh*t, service women had/have to endure…! 8-(
Uh-oh, Did I just kill another thread…? ;-)
also – but past tense, mostly. Don’t follow it much any more, although I’m not completely ignorant.
Yes it is. I also agree with the first para of your next comment.
Even tho they’re the current reigning World Champs…? ;-)
I had to sidestep to Sadly No for a bit.
And I was soo looking for one phrase to describe in one phrase this unhealthy obsession of ‘the dudes’ with their ‘man-crush’ and there it was:
“I have no interest in these hysterical little men who obsess about whether their “base” is getting served or stiffed”.
What a beauty! –
Sistas unite!!
Disclaimer: I think I might have to add a ‘disclaimer’ about the ‘unseriousness’ of my comment but what else could I have posted about such a funny response to such a funny post – Sistas unite!
(and ‘Thers’ was ‘funny’ too!)
AND – what somebody else commented on Althouse blog: -
TosaGuy said…
“Politics is only healthy when you make it funny. If you live your life on what politicians do or don’t do you are going to end up an angry drunk yelling at people in restaurants on your birthday”.
I did that once -
(and then I went through therapy!)
Why does any proggy, Thers, give a shit what Althouse thinks?
I don’t think Eli needs our help. He’s solid.
Waste of the ass hat’s messaging and this forum’s white space.
Ayn Rand Althouse and about half of her commenters write as if they’re high on vicodine and Jack Daniels.
Of course Eli doesn’t need any help, but his post hit memeorandum so its all over the Right-tard sites.
And you’ve become quite the little policeman too, I’ve noticed…
Moi aussi!!!
Shame on you! Ms. Althouse is mentally ill and people ought to see her actions in that light. I would no more criticize a wheelchair bound person for not walking right than attack such a febble-mind as Ms. Althouse.