[Pouting Baby wasn't able to be with us tonight, so Sleeping Baby (aka a newborn PW) has volunteered to stay up way past her bedtime to take his place. Don't be surprised if she spits up a bit -- she does that sometimes after she eats...]
Yaaawwwwnnnnn. Glrupppp. Sowwy ’bout that, evvvyone. I’d be in bed snoozing wight now, but instead some gwownups who aren’t weally gwown up are making me spit up.
I dunno why so many people are acting so weird about that picture that wound up on Mr. Weiner’s Bookfaced site or Witter or whatever it was. Funny, when Mr. Vitter’s nanny talked about how he still wuvvvs wearing diapers, the WaPo didn’t invite Chris Lehane to spend a few hours talking to people online about it.
Yaaaawwwn…buuRRRRRP. Sowwy!
I also dunno why the gwownups on Mommy and Daddy’s teevee aren’t all mad at that Chris Christie man, when what he did was weally worth getting weird about. And I weally dunno why most of the gwownups are spending more time on a silly picture than on the gwownups at Moody’s telling Mr. Boehner not to be such a big dumb stupidhead and just waise the debt ceiwing alweady.
But what do I know? I’m just a tired baby who wants to go back to sweeepppp…. zzzzz….
….zzzzzz…
…zzzzz…buurrrrPPp gloop. Sowwy!



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PW!
The Goopers and the corporate media make me want to throw up as well.
Is Sleeping Baby close personal friends with Pouting Baby?
Whaa where’s my bottle….
I dunno, you’ll have to ask them. :-)
I apologize for the closed eyes; I’ve always been shy around cameras.
Now, now. They took the Jack Daniel’s away for a reason, dear.
Sorry, I don’t get this posting.
Debt Ceiling = False Dilemma
Yeah, and I was capable of some Linda-Blair-like vomiting at that age.
Note to check your inbox …
Sleeping Baby!
Wanna hear something sordid? Some of you may remember when I talked about a young lady at work who refused to wear anything but stiletto heels while working on a loading dock. I also mentioned how she was moved into a different slot when I told her she couldn’t work for me if she couldn’t wear proper shoes. Well it turns out that we have a sales rep who sort of “got her into trouble” and so she needs a job in order to support their illegitimate child, the sleeping baby that the salesman’s wife isn’t aware of.
And these people badmouth the LGB or T “lifestyle”….
It’s Okay If You’re A Gargantuan Republican Asshole: IOKIYAGRA.
My homage to Pouting Baby. :-)
AH-nuld is working as a sales rep in Texas?!?!
Classic!!!
Very well played sir!!!
Stiletto heels on a loading dock??!! The mind she boggles and I cannot imagine that the company safety officer could be too happy about that sort of thing (not to mention their workers comp person).
As to the “lifestyle” issues, I have long contended that the reason conservatives want strong external legal controls on personal morality is that they have no internal controls of their own. In the absence of a bad daddy threatening them, they would be incapable of resisting temptation.
Oh, dear! This sleeping baby was much more fortunate. (Though when she grew up, she was tempted to wear high heels — until she got bunions in both feet. That was the end of that.)
A-yep.
JWPW…! Aloha…! ;-)Bring back Pouting Baby, please. At least SB is an improvement over PW.
Or, as the Poor Man once sang to the tune of “Kokomo”: “Enormous, mendacious, disembodied anus…”
You’re just mad ‘cuz I’ve won all those arguments with you. ;-)
Mahalo! I made you some Spam musubi!
So, inquiring minds want to know. Were those heels like these?
Speaking of gargantuan jerks…
Well, to put it into context, my predecessor was in her 70s and had no real concept of “safety”. I can see them chatting up her new shoes instead of pointing out that they are horribly inappropriate for the job she was doing. Which is also why I’m tracking jobs that go out the door on a clipboard. Trying to get a computer for the outer desk that people can enter jobs that have gone over to shipping on. These guys really need me to introduce them to Excel. It’s like the 21st century ends between the front office and the production area.
Which one?
Can there be such a thing as a disembodied anus? I mean, that’s just empty space, right? Unless Christie farts, of course.
Nope, nothing like those though I’m convinced that this woman was just an exploited prostitute before this jerk came along and took her away from all of that. In his mind he’s a samaritan
That’s scary.
Shoot me one …
That’s really scary.
I think I did..
In my mind, he’s an embarrassing paternity suit waiting to happen.
More sad and kind of pathetic, actually.
sleeping baby! hey pw — very nicely done :)
PW – Cute kid, but…one of the things I love about pouting baby’s pic is that you can see Jim in the baby. Something about the eyes. I don’t know what you look like…but that’s that.
To Margaret – Don’t tell me you weren’t expecting that there were jerks at your new job – just like everywhere. You know better. And, everyone everywhere makes judgement about everyone. Not just the l b g t q q. I might have missed a letter. Ha.
Every where I look. Same.
I’m hoping to give some to Col. Ann Wright when she arrives back in the Isles…! *g*
She’s an amazing woman…!
This seems appropriate to our discussion.
Sleeping Baby!
I love your photo. And I agree with you that big fatso Chris Christie is doing bad things to poor people.
Nothing I can or will do about it. My business is work and I don’t have the belly for politics and intrigue. I’ll never lie for the pig though. His victim is off my floor.
Yep but the boss is a fundie and he’s a fundie so it’s all good. You know….
Yep. Agree completely on all counts.
Hey, Peggy. Miss you in the morning.
But, you did bring the story up. I might be wrong.
Of course he is. He’s a Reprivatican. It’s what he does for fun.
Oh, so he’s not Ah-nuld after all. He’s Newt Gingrich.
Indeed.
Speaking of early starts, here is my first field experience.
I’m ten feet tall and bulletproof. Really.
Aww, P-Dub, you got that Gerber look about you!
Smooch!
Just wanted to pop in and say hi. But, it’s all good, friends.
Oooh! Where’s the horsie?
The Rev. Al Sharpton, host tonight on the Ed Show, skewered him quite well. Mean man with dreadful policies.
This goes out to Christy and all the other Rethuglican boss men.
Smooch right back atcha!
I was the biggest of Mom’s babies. There’s a picture of me when I was two and a half, and I was not only bigger than my then-four-year-old brother, but nearly as big as the five-year-old brother! Everybody thought I was going to be a strapping six-footer, but I topped out well under that by the time I turned twelve.
I love that photo — so adorable.
Why right here.
John Ensign
Niters! Sleep well and enjoy your SoCal cummer. We are still wating for ours to arrive here in the northern Rockies.
Hasn’t really hit here yet either. Was supposed to be warmer today, and I had planned to go down to the pool to pretend to work out, but it was cool and windy. I guess I shouldn’t complain, right?
Thanks, Doc.
Ewww.
Kelly, I sent ya a gmail…! ;-)
That is one mellow horse.
I like your horsie picture.
Time for me too pass out too. Oya.
Pleasant dreams, Peg…!
That was one of the two horses my grandfather used to farm with at the time. He was still using a horse team up until the late 60s. The piece of equipment I am sitting on in the first picture is a horse drawn seed drill. That would have been about 1953 or so.
Night!
G’night! I should go soak my head before I hit the hay, too.
G’night, everyone!
Sleep well!
He looks like a really nice horse. He must have been for your grandpa to trust you and your brother with him.
G’night!
It seems Sarah Palin was a sleeping baby in grade school. This has to be seen to be believed. Astonishing.
Niters Margaret and Phoenix Woman.
Wow– very cool. The ancestors once had us hand plant some corn so we had some knowledge of and respect for the Earth. That wasn’t the only lesson.
Actually that is my sister, but yes, she was a gentle horse and we used to ride her whenever we went to visit. His other horse was a whole different matter.
Aloha, PW…! Btw, I do like my hunks of Beef not mooing…! ;-)
Think I should toddle off as well. Take care all.
Niters DrDick.
Great post PW, thanks so much.
I agree Larue! PW thank you for this fun post.
Where’s Teddy? I wanted to tease him …
P-Dub?
You urban scamp ya . .
*G*
Hi ya CE!
I’m about to post new pics of our cave dwellin servitude, it’s incredible how it’s all grown since April, despite this incredible wet n cool spring out here in thegodforsakenvalleythattimeforgot.
This is the most cool it’s ever been since we moved here in ;88.
It’s mid 60′s to low 70′s max in early June.
Nine years out of ten it’s been 90′s plus, with many up to 100F.
I have NO explanations . . . . Nina’s or not.
*G*
BUT it’s so enjoyable and garden friendly it’s insane!
*G*
Hey Larue@ Everthing you said–all temps and etc. I have two humble tomato plants looking perky.
Clearly SB is a cousin of PB. Thank you for another fun post, Phoenix Woman. :-)
Drive-by.
PW Rawks!
How could they not be?