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I’ve been writing for FDL for, let’s see… holy toboggans, in two days, it will be exactly four years precisely right square on the nose, exactly, to not be redundant. My bud Watertiger was on hols in Teh Antipodes, and (my best theory), in the throes of an utterly uncharacteristic cocaine & Froot Loops binge, when she suggested myself as her pinch hitter. I can only assume the magic breakfast cereal frosting was likewise on the menu in FDLHQ, because suddenly there I was, up on the front page.
From whence redoubt, of course, I decided to toss some hellacious f-bombs like they only cost fifty cents each, in a sincere attempt to piss off everybody and to point out, accurately, that John McCain is a worse shit than a crack dealer.
What I love about FDL is that FDL fights.
Back in the hideous days of the “runup” to the Iraq disaster, what drove me nuts was that the nation, my beloved America, was about to jump into a cesspit, and all that The Left was doing was cowering. The worst were full of passionate intensity, and the best were pretty much all useless douches. Often enough, they were on NPR…
FDL was not the first to fight back. But FDL has always fought back loud, proud, and strong, and has never backed down or eaten any of that apparently tasty, tasty insider Beltway Media or Dee Cee Institutional shit.
But you can’t really fight without ammo. And media-war ammo, unlike f-bombs, costs real money.
Please. Join FDL today. It’s affordable, and maybe you — we — can’t afford not to.
Want to count on the fucking Democrats to save Medicare without having to be shamed and yelled at?
That takes scratch.
If you don’t want to do it online, call: 202-709-7498.
Tell ‘em Thers sent you.
Tell ‘em fuck yeah, fuck the bastards, Thers sent you.
Please…?




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Fucking THERSday and a fucking fuck thread!
Evening all.
fuck yeah, fuck the bastards
thers!
Thersday Fuckin’ Night!
i love fuck threads thers :)
hee hee
Plus need some fucking FDL Members to be on the Fucking Issue Selection committee for the Fucking Scorecard To Punk All Scorecards.
If there are 2 Fucking FDL New Members on this thread I will sponsor a Fucking 3rd Friends Level Membership for someone who has been fucked and cannot afford it.
Email fucking members@firedoglake.com to make your fucking case after 2 fuckers have fucking ponied up.
Aloha, Thers…!
OK, I fucking did it and fucking joined. I can’t really fucking afford it right fucking now, but what the fuck. It is only fucking money and it fucking pays to fucking fight the fucking bastards.
dood, if i wasn’t already a member, i would fucking join just so i would be able to say i joined during a thers fuck thread
Fuck yeah!
FUCKIN’. A.
*snoopy fucking happy dance*
aloha, Suz…! Happy snoopy Dance… I’m at base camp right now, headed to the summit in about an hour…! ;-)
*Creamer* Giddyup!
W00t!!!!11!
I wanna know who drew late duty on the 202-line. Fucker deserves a badge.
Fucking awesome!
woohoo — been a while since u were on the mt — about fucking time :)
A-fucking-men…! I had about an hour notice to pack my gear to head up here, I’m spending two nites up here too…! The better half is totally stoked…! ;-)
Seriously, thanks Dr. D. We’ll never be able to match the bastards’ money, but with a bit from all, and the fact that we’re smarter, funnier, and better-lookin’, we’ll at least bug the shit out of them.
I’m going to have to fucking settle into my new fucking schedule a bit but I might be able to fucking help out with some fucking research into these fucking people.
Outstanding. The big fucking sky country fucking represents.
Received a nice email from Jane asking me to take the FDL Members 2012 Election Survey. When I clicked the link, the screen says I’m not authorized. That I must log in. OK, now I’m logged in, but it still won’t admit me to the survey club. No clickable button or link.
Anyone know how I can get in?
i’ll see what i can find out dave….
That’s fucking brilliant. And one hell of a way to make signing cool for kids!
Holy shit — missed this somehow.
Seriously, WTF?
Scarlett Johnannson cuts a pro Planned Parenthood PSA, fundie wingnuts put her in a Klan robe…
I have been poking at them with sharp sticks and throwing rocks at their glass houses for 40 years. Mostly they just complain about the fleas, but it is worth the effort to annoy them.
kelly, I’ll be able to help with the research of the voting records, I’ve already submitted my email addy on that prior link ya’ll set up…!
While I’m certain that saying fuck isn’t the solution, what could it hurt at this point?
Oh wow! Thank you very much, you magnificent sonovabeetch! Fuck yeah!
iirc, the utube said that was her final exam…. i hope she got a fucking a
OK..maybe using the F word is a way of being more flamboyant. I’ll just comment in the mundane, non-demonstrative way. By the way, I had a patient once who said when he worked at a hotel that a certain First Lady rode the elevator and wasn’t happy with things in the hotel and every other word was F this and F that. I won’t elaborate but suffice to say I think she was one of the laziest people ever to get immersed in politics. I won’t say exactly who it is because I might get a hit on me or I might get sued for slander.
What I will comment on is what I told Alan Colmes tonight. Yes, i’m glad Hochul won the 26th District House race. But, it doesn’t take anything more than a Party-pick and bash the Paul Ryan Plan obviously to win with the Party support. It’s another thing to actually have Progressive things on your platform like a Bill that you will WRITE for minimum wage of $10/hour or amend the Bush Tax cuts for only $500,000 or below..etc etc.
We don’t exactly get Republican vs Sanjay Guptas from the Democratic Party…I’m not saying I’m Sanjay, but I certainly will be 50 times more aggressively progressive if the real progressives ever decided to back me..I’m not cookie-cutter on the platform so the Party won’t back me..believe me. That’s my comments and if you disagree, shove it. Kidding.
Scott Noren DDS
US Senate candidate..the non-Wall Street alternative
Hope Hochul grows a pair once she gets in
Hey..if Ed Schultz can call someone a slut (I think it was a little too aggressive) then my comments are pretty tame in comparison
Forwarding your message to those In The Know…
wow, how fucking stupid can they be… jeebus
That fucking sucks. Which web browser are you using?
(Fucking Edit: Ah, I see Thers has got this under control…)
In the privacy of my own home . . .
*fucking blinks*
*fucking blinks again*
That’s as extreme a fucking case of projectionism as fucking Hitler accusing Churchill of fucking war crimes.
20fucking08 was a Leap Year — did you factor it?
You know what? If you don’t mind my saying, be a voice on the Issue Group.
What we decide as a community are the Issues to score, and the weights on what matters; final vote by a Congress Member, how they actually postured in committee or in Speeches/Public appearances, that sort of thing.
You’re already familiar with those issues the community talks about, a big voice, and I think we have tech and research covered for right now. Perhaps a good fit for what we already have going. Just a suggestion given what we already have, what we need, and what time you might have available.
Same suggestion for newly available/interested people.
Sent you mail dood!
I read your campaign’s front page. I like what I read. How about single payer though? How about ending all insurance company involvement in our health care?
That is seriously fucked up. Especially coming from one of the biggest and most active terrorist groups in America.
To live is to serve. I’m at your command.
Yes. I used an Internets Calculator.
Driving east on I-40 in Arkansas in 2006, a Chevy S-10 Blazer or GMC Jimmy with the license plate HRC-1 passed me, all its windows darkscreened. Anyone know what her NY plate was?
Always enjoy yer posts Thers.
Here’s my two cents,
We have all been ground down by all this warmongering and military hoopla for so long. War and terror and security and fear has drained our confidence in human resourcefulness and it will take time for this to spring back. But it will.
I predict if we can think past the crises – and yeah, they’re piling up – at solutions, at how we would like to see things turn out, I propose we can excite people to become engaged in solutions we’d all rather see rather than disgusted again at more of the same yelling and madness and killing and see the voters turn away with more disgust.
The current Congressional battle over medicare may be a turning point but needs to be one of many…
Excellent! You’re a nice effing lady.
Indeed.
UFR The Man!
Exactly ks
Uh-oh – been spending the week either out or working on job stuff – what have I missed? There’s a thread Kelly set up for volunteering? Or do I need to check my email again? (Being as I am, ahem, already a member).
Fuck, I hate to miss the important threads!
Wonder how many of the same people swap racist photoshops of monkeys with Obama’s face?
What the fuck is going on around here? eh?
All of them?
Some of the Vichycrats seem more than happy to follow the Republicans over the cliff on this. I think the scorecard project is extremely important to expose these people. It’s my opinion that Ryan’s whole plan was designed to push the conversation to the right so right wing insanity will suddenly be all bipartisany. Many of the “Democrats” are running way right and we have to demonstrate that they will pay the price for throwing their base under the bus in favor of expediency or stroking their donors. No more votes for Vichycrats. Ever.
Did I miss you? Do you want to be on the Scorecard Technical working group (how we measure the Congress) or do you want to be on the Issues Selection Group (what are the driving issues for the FDL community?)
We have 10 volunteers and Michael Whitney on the Tech side. And I just conned Peg onto the issues group. (Heh!) (That also means, please be on the issue selection group unless your heart is st on technical stuff!)
You’re offending The Donalde again!
Fucking awesome! It is like scoring fucking bonus points to fucking fuck with Teh Donalde’s fucking fragile little fucking mind (sic).
The really important threads have “fuck” in them
Is there an FDL Board Member in the house? What’s encoded on the membership card’s data strip?
And I care because…? :-)
i don’t know. from the members signup page you can write or call to ask:
Contact member services by e-mailing us at members@firedoglake.com or by calling 202-506-3907
(M-F, 9:30am EST – 6:00pm EST).
It is fucking so much fucking fun to fuck up that fucking fuckhead’s fucking day. Posts softcore porn to his website and “recommends” that his students read it and then has the balls to bad mouth someone for saying “fuck.”
Christ, he’s just… dull.
He can’t even curse successfully. Even Althouse called me “impertinent,” which showed her ownership of a thesaurus, at least.
Gotta fucking get up in the morning. (But happy to). Oya!
Actually, she probably got it off a wine box.
Just clarifying – this new FDL Member model? There’s lot’s of opportunity going to happen.
This Scorecard I’m driving? Probably 1 out of, say 8-10 initiatives I see FDL going to do. Scorecard just happens to be first in promotion, and I think, because we have a bunch of data to start with.
The other stuff coming up is actually as or more important, and maybe not really as easy to do as Scorecard.
There’s so much to do, so many roles to play, so much room for leadership amongst ourselves.
Fer fuck’s sake, we’re filling a fucking vacuum! JOIN, BITCHEZ!
Night, Margaret!
g’nite margaret
*smooch!*
Well, I swiped it at Trader Joe’s checkout just to see what would happen, and the cashier leaned over and kissed me on the right cheek.
I did wonder why she was calling me an “effing Almaden”….
don’t ya mean “Suck It up and FUCKING Join”" !!
- agreed with the scorecard: core issues need to be defined first and put on a scorecard
- agreed Ryan’s bogus plan, but everything right does is designed to move goalposts south, I mean, right
- agreed, rightward sway of Dems is a consequence of ‘compromising bipartisanry’. Countering these will mean putting up issues that resonate and reply directly to the substance of the rightward march (whatever that is), and do it each and every time, and they’ll have to be done with a verve and volume that shatters their nonsense bullhorn
This includes especially countering the perception of ‘winners and losers’ in politics. So many see it as just a game and have no way of knowing the chain of effects of how political fights in washington and statehouses effect people’s lives, every step of the way. So many only know how to realte in a reactive fashion, who is up or down this week.
Many still need convincing that today up *is* down. And that’s by design as we all know
I am so fucking impressed with this thread I quit FDL and re-fucking-joined .. so there!!! Good evening all .. /s
Well, Yes!
I should fucking toddle off. Fucking take care all!
LOL!
g’nite dr dick
OK, past the witching hour for me — niters all
Well, how the fuck are you, fucking hippies?
g’nite thers — great fucking thread dood
Sleep well .. no profanity laced dreams allowed ..
‘night!
g’night!
OK, the fucking Docs are leaving.
I got a Friends membership riding here – anybody from Members or manning the 202-line tell me we got 1 or 2 members? Surely some smart fuck signed up by now…
I’m looking into this now for you.
Too bad you’re off (be well and stay that way!) because FDL is a great and wonderful enterprise.
looks like 2, have to confirm!
U won @ poker again?
My older sister (born 1940) referred to me as a hippie because she didn’t know what else to ‘call’ me.
Hey, CE!
I had a first last week in a 900+ player tourney .. only $2 entry so about $300 winner .. it keeps me entertained .. my goal is to finish in the money no matter the level of game ..
Looks like this FDL membership drive is thriving? .. I have been absent a fair amount
I think “good evening” was a greeting?
Make me do it!
And don’t tell me who. In the spirit of free speech, best I don’t know. It would be delicious if 2 folks signed up and FDL awarded a worthy membership by my donation to someone who I regularly disagree with but can’t afford membership.
That would be excellent.
Would PISS ME OFF IF I KNEW, so don’t tell me, and that will keep it excellent.
Who is FDL going to try to see elected for Prez in 2012? Cuz my money is not going to anything status quo oriented. I’m not doing the lesser of two evil thing. When offered crap or barf, I don’t go, Oh okay, I’ll take the barf. I’m not doing it any more. I want to vote for someone who represents ME. If we quit playing the “eat shit’ game maybe things will finally change. Obama played his base for “fucking retards” and I don’t hang with Playars.
Single Payer, Fully funded education, affordable higher ed, end trade policies that hurt Americans, End war and let Israel alone to it’s own devices, End the phony trumped up drug laws designed for revenue, Unions are the American way. Working people make this world run and we deserve R E S P E C T!!! right now we’re getting zero.
Hey, and I’ll bet you’ve got a macrame hanging planter somewhere…fucking A!
How can you do it without the necessary tobacco smoke?
Okay – I’ll take issues. I mean, I guess I can score, might be fun, but since you say you neeed me on Issues – sounds good to me.
Was there an email, or a thread I missed in my skimming over the day?
FDL members are having a discussion like that now. We’re planning our steps for 2012 and want to know what ideas our members want to hear about as we go along in that process. Check out my post from earlier today explaining our last webinar, with the video included.
I think that’s true for many people even today – and I think it’s hilarious that “hippies” is still the term they pick, 30+ years after there were any hippies left.
It is harder on-line, as there are no “tells” to read .. more just playing position and odds .. I quit smoking 9 years ago last week, so not sure I could play in the smoke filled den’s of iniquity anymore ..
Absoeffinglutely! And the ceramic pot’s artisinal, but we didn’t use that word then. Bought at an arts fair on Walnut Street.
Hey tejan, I’m still one!
Or, maybe the colored sands in glass. Holy fucking timewarp!
Later all .. enjoy yer eve …/s
Check out last week’s FDL Webinar for your answers…
g’nite tearloch
Oh, my – I finally threw out one of those last year…..
Yesterday this fat republican quack doctor agreed to have me do his sidewalk, a nice $3,500 job. This morning, I go to the city, get a project number, draw and file a plan for the needed variance, and he calls this afternoon and says he found someone cheaper.
Good for him. I bet it’s using even more undocumented workers than I would. But he’ll close his eyes to that because it’s coming out of his pocket.
FUCK THAT ASSHOLE. I’ll just fucking join FDL. (I just did)
That’ll learn ya’.
Scoring is going to be automatic/kinda machine based, based on criteria the FDL community chooses.
Choosing the Issues and Criteria that we score against, is where the hot action is going to be at, actually. Candidly, it’s going to be contentious deciding what is and what is not going to be scored. What is important and what comes to the top of the FDL Community mind I expect to be a bit hot of a process.
I’m just going to be a Auditor/Silent Listener in that discussion group to make sure we bring what the important stuff is to the actual scoring process group.
That was 30 years ago. She doesn’t say ‘hippie’ anymore. Now she says “weird”.
Sorry I missed saying a fucking goodnight to Thers and Margaret – my outdoor semi-feral kitty showed up late for dinner; my presence was commanded.
Holy fucking hee hee!
woohoo strat!!! i’ll make sure thers knows
fuck that fucking doctor
Colored sands in glass, no. Isn’t that fucking incestuous?
What’s his name? We know how to return a favor.
No man, that was fucking cool on the dresser! But I get your drift glass=sand.
fucking all right, a fuck thread! just thought i’d check the toobz before i headed for bed, and it’s a fuck thread! w00t!
tearloch7′s “I am so fucking impressed with this thread I quit FDL and re-fucking-joined .. so there!!!” gave me a fucking twinge of jealousy, fucking wish i’d said that!
Kelly um, you’re going to be a “silent listener?” Hmmm, really? How long do you s’pose you’ll be able to keep that up? (said with all affection; maybe I’m just projecting)
Hey NDFG! Fucking awesome!
Woot y’self, ndfg! Fucking welcome to LLN! Haven’t crossed threads with you for awhile.
Actually I really fucking did that with the Amazing Ryan’s help. I joined at the Bleachers level, and when I saw that not many people were joining I asked about changing my level to the Reserved Seats, and Ryan cancelled my original membership and rejoined me. Some great fucken place, eh?
Well, you know, they’re similar – as in the popular bumper sticker in Central Texas, “Keep Austin Weird.”
It’s an oldie, but it proliferated during the tech boom there.
The Texas Medical Board has him on speed-dial. His karma will attend to the payback.
Joining FDL is kinda like giving blood. I don’t like doing it, but I like having done it.
My shiny new card is in my wallet.
I wore Landlubbers. Itty-bitty front pockets only. Frayed bottoms finally.
When my sister says ‘weird’ she means Richard Speck or Charles Whitman.
Pete Townsend “Give Blood”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeXf90OGTHE&feature=related
Beat you to it, Suzanne.
You must be ten years younger than me… Landlubbers?
Oh, forgot to say, I’m up for the hot action. Count me in, definitely. Do you need my email or anything, or is that all available behind the scenes?
*laughing* that ya did strat!
Tis toooooo early for LLN, non?
Oooh. (and you realize you’re dating yourself? Or, maybe you’re just dating your sister.)
(wait, that didn’t come out right….aw, you know what I mean)
*waves at ce & tejanarusa*
haven’t been on the threads much lately, crazy at work and getting home to late, and then last week i started resetting my sleep schedule so i could take this week off and get up early each day to prep/paint living room walls & rip out carpet. miss the pups tho!
Serious. I am sure Social Security, Medicare and Medicaid along with Women’s Reproductive Rights and Marriage Equality will fall within the Issue buckets.
How they rank top to bottom, well, I’ll deal with it. Not my first rodeo. I can’t expect a total conformation of a population of people to my specific political views. I am confident enough in the FDL Community that there is a sufficient Venn Diagram overlap with my own views that I can proceed as I described.
What is most important to me is demonstrating through out this process that there is a Constituency that is very committed to the whole Community platform view as hashed out, then presented.
Nearly ten years older. There were many planks in the platform, an important one was the disappearance of age in years.
Oh, oops. Okay, just LN.
fuckin awesome!
Kewl. Good on you for taking this on.
Sorry, I’m at the summit now…! I checked my email and I haven’t received it…! 8-(
Yeah, all the same here. Working too much, too late. Living without much time of!
Her favorite cousin lives in Pleasant Hills. Now do you comprende?
OK will look. Oops, will fucking look…
I’ll give it to ya now… cDOTtuttle0ATXXX…!
Hmm. Well my email ain’t a secret. Have it up now too, so hit me at kelly1.canfield AT gmail DOT com
Jimmy Fallon as Neil Young is joined with Graham Nash and David Crosby. Fucking fantastic!
I’ve fucking decided I’m gonna fucking vote for Stephen Colbert and Maria Shriver in 2012. Fuck everybody else.
Invite sent…! ;-)
My beard was her hair color.
uh, Pleasant Hills? Nope, is that Houston or Dallas or something? I’m in San Antonio.
Kelly, somewhere in that issues bucket, we must continue space exploration. It is destiny for mankind. It is the only national purpose that is big enough to serve as a unifier.
For the first several hundred years of US history, Manifest Destiny and westward expansion were the foundation of the social glue. When that closed out, we went into the excesses of the Roaring 20s’
Then, we were unified in fighting the Depression, WWII and the Cold War. When that played out, we drifted and continue to drift.
America must be about something more than taking care of itself. The social issues are important, (very much so) but they are basically Chores instead of Purpose.
Suz or Lurk, can ya scrub ‘em now…? We’ve swapped emails…! ;-)
Some of the sweetest music this side of heaven comes out of the ceiling speakers at the Trader Joe’s where I shop.
Pittsburgh’s South Hills.
hey, true. Same for me.
Really? how funny! I actually lived my last year and a half of high school in those South Hills. but that was 40+ years ago, and after my parents moved away in ’71, I haven’t been back. Don’t even remember a Pleasant Hills.
I’m crashing my RAM and zapping my computer with a degausser.
Totally valid. That’s Science, Education or Infrastructure somehow. At least to my mind.
I recall you mentioning the South Hills some months ago, so I made the Pleasant Hills ref. It’s one of the neighborhoods there. South Hills Village was teh awesome of malls after you left.
Hey Folks:
Well I’m in the beautiful mid west. Omaha to be exact. Ever wonder who the people are who complain that firefighters get paid to much? That would be my relatives. Some are very sweet. For some their only way of interaction is to bait me, the SF liberal.
I’ve been forced to watch Fox News, GMA, The View, The Talk, soaps, local news while caring for my mom. Wow. I had no idea the subtle and not so subtle messages they put out. The messages are so strong that even someone who calls themselves a liberal will spout a line like, “I never got a job from a poor person.” or “The government is spending too much and needs to cut entitlements.” They don’t know that Pete Peterson spent ONE BILLION dollars pushing the deficit. Where is the ONE BILLION dollars spent on pushing for jobs programs?
I’m getting even more depressed than I already was. But I now why there will be no riots. The people are still too rich. The people who are struggling are not seen. I found out why. Their are not lines for jobs, because people apply on line. There are no food lines because people get cheap food at local fast food places which are distributed.
In order to have the kind of riots that might get the rich to notice we will need 35 percent unemployment of white men in New York, Boston and DC.
Last week there I’m hearing Cowboy Junkies “Miles From Our Home”, the first CJ I remember hearing back in ’98, and I have 3 of their music DVDs and most of their stuff on CD or mp3, but not that CD, and said to myself, fuckit, I’m buying it when I get home, and went to Amazon and bought the mp3 download album.