Marvin Suggs and his Muppaphone — Witch Doctor, from episode 304 of The Muppet Show.
Grab your popcorn, put your feet up on the coffee table, and try to keep the spitballs off the screen please. This is Late Late Night FireDogLake, where off topic is the topic … so dive in. What’s on your mind?



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suz!
spur! how ya been?
so so. old friend passed away last week, and i just heard about it. two others of heart attack during the last 2 weeks. what is going on?
oh hon i’m so sorry for your losses (((spur)))
thanks. sometimes things just happen all at once. how are things up there?
spring has finally sprung. today was the first time in 229 days that portland hit 70 degrees (or higher) for 3 days in a row — the last time that happened was way back in sept per the weather dood. of course, sprinkles are forecast for tomorrow and sun and it will probaby rain next week but its been nice to have some sunshine. the critters are both well and in their usual ‘spots’.
evening, Suzzz … firedawgs
Suz! I remember this from sitting in front of a teevee with my niece!
How goes?
hey ppd — how ya doing tonight?
The Sweety refuses to be raptured if The Merlin (maine coon) is not raptured too.
I apparently am of no concern to her. She just knows I’m going to Hell, anyway….
pretty nice here today, after a surprising number of days of drizzle. post more pix of token! he is the cutest little dood
hey newton — how was your day today?
Oh spur, what a tough time. Keeping a good thought for you and yours.
hey robert — how ya doing tonight?
do main coons get raptured? wonder if that would include my mother’s fat siamese?
i’ll have to do that spur. lately i’ve been focused on grandbaby pics
pretty good, thanks Suzzzz – how’s everything up north – family doing well?
thanks, newt. two were more good acquaintances than friends, but one i had known for more than 30 years. apparently got an infection in the hospital, and just went down. his wife is just lost.
i talked with jen on the phone yesterday — they are all doing well. hope to find time this weekend to head over the coast range and spend the afternoon getting my grammy fix.
Finally decided to go to the Join FDL site, but got scared away by that automatic renewal deduction from my credit card. Why is that necessary?
grandbabies are cute too!
T’was good. I had a postponement this morning, so I had a day to play with. Which I did.
How’s the Gramma bidness?
the idea is to create a stable funding base for fdl — if we know x amount of money is coming in each month or year it helps plan what we can and can not do.
you can always cancel your membership if you choose to robert — simply write to members (at) firedoglake (dot) com and let ryan know that you wish to cancel
i know i’m biased but jujube is pretty forking cute :)
i’m so failing… she’s 6 weeks old tomorrow and i’ve not seen her in 2 weeks — that’s like 1/3rd of her forking life without her grammy
My good thoughts to you and your friends, spurious.
here’s the membership link for anyone who wishes to join. for as little as $5 month you get member benefits — such as the glenn greenwald webinar i hear is on tap for next week in addition to a membership card that states you are a founding member at fdl that says (on the reverse) that you are a card carrying member of the professional left
Julianna’s mom will soon see the ‘utility’ of having Gramma around, and will probably try and requisition a chopper for your visits.
thanks, mzchief
hey mzchief — been enjoying the nice weather?
she’s wanting me to move closer to her
:~)
I see no harm in the one-time-donation-within-your-means approach.
Hey Suz. How are you? I’ve been cleaning in prep for a party. The birthday person will be 90 and we are gonna eat off the fine silver. :-)
crawling off to bed, nite all. and to anyone who expects to be raptured, bon voyage
I’m sorry you’re going through that. It sucks.
It’s not canceling I’m concerned about. It’s the potential pittfall of forgetting about the auto renewel causing a misfortunate overthelimit accident a year from now.
With all the things this old guy has trouble remembering daily, I am reluctant to take on another one….
It would be nice if a choice was offered of both auto renewal and one time deduction. I might not be the only one holding off for lack of such an option….
G’niters spurious.
oooooo swanky! when’s the grand event?
Love is a drug.
g’nite spur
nite spur
hey opehope — how’s the sound tonight?
robert, you can certainly email that suggestion to the email i gave ya — maybe there’s a way to send out an email about time to renew that i’m unaware of but it sure doen’t hurt to ask
Hey I hope that automatic renewal is not true.
hey ce — how’s ohio tonight?
Sunny and beautiful. Gosh, thanks.
Sunday. We have those party hats and noise makers for the kids, three gourmet cakes with real butter frosting and beverages for the ala mode to follow.
yay! perfect for lunching in the botanical garden :)
Okay, I like the ten dollars per month option because I wouldn’t have to remember a yearly debit. Bear with me though. I am having trouble understanding beyond the yearly amount debit in the credit card info corner how to set up a monthly credit card deduction….
Maybe I’m worrying about the once a year thing too much, what with tomorrow night being Rapture Day….
I’ve been having the same thoughts. I KNOW next year is going to be financially shittier than this year, unless my husband really does win the lottery.
And I know I’ll be 2 steps behind the money problems because I’ve been there before, when Neil/Barbara Bush ponzied the Savings and Loan industry. Thereby causing a regional crash that mirrors our national/global crash. So, I sense a pattern.
Plus, as I mentioned in TBogg’s post, I really like paying a monthly subscription fee. It makes me feel warm and fuzzy when I review my credit card bill. For no good reason :)
I’m so sorry.
Suze! Pups!
I’ve been snickering all evening after reading Jesus’ General’s Top Ten Rapture Tips
here’s a direct link to the monthly $10 membership signup
Glad I’m not alone, afterall, with this concern….
We love it…
we have a monthly option open:
friends ($5/month)
benefactor ($10/month)
hey margot — how ya doing tonight?
hey ndfg — wasn’t that a hoot! i tweeted and f/b’d it :) how ya doing tonight?
i tend to be a hermit but dayam, i would even put on my good fleece to have lunch in a botanical garden :)
I’m perfectly willing to sign on as a member to pump the numbers up quickly, I just have issues with change. *g*
Okay. Went there, filled in all the info, pressed the submit, but this came up:
Error encountered: Could not create a subscription for [email address]: Plan not found — (404)
Good, thanks. I think we have honeybees in the walls of our porch. It smells delicious and I see bees flying in, but I don’t know if they’re bumble bees or what. Intoxicating scent…
hmmmm i’ve never seen that error before…. let me notify ryan about it and see if we can get it fixed tomorrow (i’m sure he’s sleeping at the moment)
i’ll include your email as a cc on my email to ryan about it robert
Evening all. Been wondering how things were going at Eternal Earth-Bound Pets today… Newest post suggests things are humming :-)
fine, but on my way to bed, stopped by to say hi. Hope you get your granny fix soon … I spent a delightful evening with the g-unit & got my granny fix, it’s beyond compare, isn’t it!
robert, i just sent the email — check your inbox
oh my i bet it smells wonderful but doncha worry about honey dripping down your wall or bees inside the house?
hey sunny — how ya doing tonight?
Our community raised money for a neighbor’s medical treatments. We did it and we did it $5 and $10 at a time. So, I figure the more FDL members we have, the sooner this (image of a vintage 1970s peace poster) will occur. :-)
tis a wunnerful thang ndfg — amazing how the love just multiplies
that’s a great poster!
Thanks. I really have want to become a contributing FDL member. I just need that contribution to be debited monthly to avoid the kind of unexpected annual debits that made for a few frantic moments years ago….
That’s what it did to me 2 hours ago when I was going to sign on. Our hi-speed provider is having problems right now, so I thought maybe it had to do with the email switchover we’re all being required to do. Rural living. Small business providers.
I wish our great nation would remember to support small businesses, local industries and vibrant communities.
Until then, we’re limping along on a small client base no Corporation is interested in providing for. “The numbers just don’t add up.”
I’m kind of ranting.
we can absolutely make that happen robert — i’m sure we will hear from ryan tomorrow and have you all set up. do you want a tshirt or the tote bag as your benefactor’s extra benefit?
opehope — i’ll write a ryan email for you (and cc you a copy) so we can get this resolved — were you going for the 5 or the 10/month?
dangrabbit, i’m so forking sorry
Very cool. It makes me sad to realize I was smoking pot, protesting the War, mindful of Big Brother, worried about a job back then.
uh huh
It’s been this way for several years. No bees in the house, no honey dripping.
I don’t think you can cc me a copy because we’re all technically fucked up at this point. It doesn’t seem like a good idea to have email be a required zone. I’m really stingy on who gets access to my email.
Things are pretty good here though I just got a truly vile glass of water out of the tap.. Hate to think what that’s about.
I’m chasing it with pomegranate juice.
how cool then — have ya ever harvested any honey from the hive?
oh gross — be sure to sterilize that glass with a shot of vodka or something
I’ve been watching the “Billy the Exterminator” series.
You have yourself a situation there.
I wouldn’t know where to begin looking…if it is honey and not just very sweet clover smells wafting on the breeze, then it’s in the walls and I’m not going to explore them!
Wow, are you on well water or public?
I’ll check back for info on my failed attempt to join FDL tomorrow evening if The Sweety get raptured and I’m left behind. Right now I must get some sleep in order to get up early enough to get ready for the viewing of one of the few heros in my personal life.
He was a great but tragically flawed union leader who I always tried to emulate when serving my membership as President of my AFSCME local for 10 years.
AFSCME wouldn’t forgive him, but me and most who depended on his good works on our behalf did….
T-shirt. Medium.
true dat — and lard knows what ya would find when ya opened up the wall — besides pissed off bees that is…
the smell of warm sticky honey is right up there with stock for smells that conjour up hot summer nights
Sweet dreams, robertarend.
the house is concrete block, the porch is added on wood and insulation. I’m not gonna worry about it.
g’nite robert — i’ve very sorry for your loss
thanks dood
It sounds like a healthy hive. I wonder if there’s a bee keeper near you who could take them away.
I’m very protective of bees. But people and houses are important, too.
openhope, the email i sent ya bounced back — can you email me? let me know if ya need the addy?
I’m allergic so I love bees and stay mindful of bees.
We had to move over to my husband’s email, so we’ll have to wait until tomorrow. I haven’t set up mine yet.
I’m planning on being in the first 500 members to sign on. It just sounds good.
ah… just saw this…. well, can you email ryan at members at firedoglake dot com — i sent him an email that you had the same hiccup that robert did when trying to sign up. he can handle it for you but would need to email ya to do it
Oh my older son was allergic, it was scary. Then he got allergy shots, so he’s not allergic anymore thank God.
ok
Yes, many people will smirk and say, ” What the fuck?” but, I am a person who needs help setting up an email account. Pity the poorly teched. We struggle.
congrats on snagging the happy lucky 100 openhope!!!
Hey, I just got 100, right?
yup — time to buy a lotto ticket
Public water… source is an adjacent river. I certainly rely on its being diverted for treatment prior to delivery via my faucet :/
Late at night it has very occasionally tasted of chlorine, which never bothered me. But this is something really disagreeable.
i would give them a call sunny and let them know about it. has there been flooding in the area or upriver?
shit
Is paying for a test at an independent lab an option? The bad part about independent tests is you have to have a specific listing of things you’re looking for. Aside from the cost.
Good question. No flooding here, but lots of rain…. and I’m down river from the mountains.
I’ll definitely call.
After we have lots of rain, we often have “boil advisories” announced in the paper and on TV.
Hey, I just tried again leaving the email blank instead of an “unregistered” email with the FDL billing dept.
No go. In fact, it bounced me out after clicking in my name. Then it accepted all information until I hit submit. Then a black hole happened and I don’t really know if I just signed up twice.
There is a problem. Glad I’m not Ryan. :)
send him off an email tomorrow and he can get it all squared away… from the sign up page under need help at the bottom left:
Contact member services by e-mailing us at members@firedoglake.com or by calling 202-506-3907 (M-F, 9:30am EST – 6:00pm EST).
i already sent him an email tonight letting him know of the problem and that you would contact him.
I quit smoking a long time ago, but sometimes out of the blue I get a craving for a cigarette. Same thing happens with this tune.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NxSQYVFsBs
hey vmt — how ya doing tonight?
Good, Suzanne. Thanks for asking. How are you doing?
i’m hanging in vmt, thanks. the critters and i had a good day and even sunshine most of the day. clouds came in a couple hours before sunset (just like they have for the past couple of days).
any idea why the b52′s make ya wanna smoke?
Good for you. The B-52s don’t make me wanna smoke. I crave them sometimes like I still get cravings for a cigarette on occasion.
aaaah.. thank you. how long has it been since a quit? i had thought that eventually the cravings went away…
Well, it’s funny about quitting. I really pretty much quit them for good about 5 years ago, but sometimes when I see an old friend of mine, about every 6 months, I’ll have a smoke with him. I always end up feeling like I want to wretch afterwards, but I just can’t keep myself from sharing a smoke with him. Ancient ritual I guess.
“Beware the Back Door.”, said the woman of a thousand quits.
Hmmm.
Recently I received a water quality report mailer from the county. Long, tiny print and 100% technical terminology – effectively gibberish to me.
Perhaps I’ll ask if they have an executive summary..
rituals are important — and hard to change when then are long term and involve another person participating.
interesting timing on that notice sunny. have ya talked to your neighbors about changes they have noticed in their water?
Hey suz an pups. It’s past the twitchin hour! Anyone goin to a “end of life” party? We will and will be puttin in dibs on boats an trucks we want.
I agree. I actually enjoy the ritual of smoking, but the downside obviously isn’t worth it.
hey homeroid — how’s homer tonight?
Yes, well, sometimes it’s worth talking to a group of other water users in your area. Sorry you have to have these concerns.
Also, fuck Dick Cheney the Evil Fracking Whore. [ just wanted to say that ]
Thanks for the tip. Been there a thousand times myself. Actually, I’ve been there often enough to never go back.
Hey Margot! I’ve never seen a caution like that here.
From what I’ve read about cholorine in tap water, it fluctuates because Fed regulations limit chlorine to something like monthly limits. So there could be no chlorine for 25 days and then suddenly they dump huge amounts in. They’re still under the cap, but on that particular day you could be drinking swimming pool water.
Time to call it night. Thank you all for another good night.
If the Rapture comes before tomorrows LLN, let it be known,..my last words shall be “Oh, fuck me!”.
g’nite openhope
Crazy busy. But it’s been rainin an that is good going into the fire season. Hope your spring is workin for you.
It’s always the right time for that …
Fuck Dick Cheney!!!
3 days of sunshine in a row dood! there are fire worries down here too — those fires in (iirc) alberta canada are forking scary
Yes, I’ve been on well water so I’m not up on public water like I was years ago. If you investigate the pipe systems there’s probably the answer to extreme bleach during off hours. We also need to get the fuck rid of flouride in our public water. Flouride compromises the pipes with it’s caustic nature. Imagine what it does on people in the myth that systemic flouride consumption leads to strong teeth.
There’s a fuckin’ windmill to battle.
about time for me to head out myself folks. thank you for letting me hang out with ya tonight. hope to see ya for cartoons tomorrow nite.
g’nite all
Good Heavens! My water oddities seem to always come up in the dead of night.. doubt too many neighbors are online after 3am ;-)
Guess I’ll stick to the bottled stuff after the witching hour.
Goodnight all. I’m getting sidetracked from going to bed at a reasonable hour.
Sweet dreams.
nite suz and all. Thanks for the hospitality. Stay earthbound, hear?
I favor the imposition of Muppet Law in the United States.
Good morning all.
Anyone up?
I am. Neko is already used to our new wake up time at 0530.
Good morning Margaret.
What time do you need to show up at work?
On edit: And how is Neko reacting to your not being at home during the day?
Good morning, pups. It’s Collins, Blow and Nocera today. In “Katie Couric Moves On” Ms. Collins says that Katie Couric has signed off for the “CBS Evening News” and left an important legacy as a First Woman. Mr. Blow, in “A Summer to Simmer,” says this week’s news is all about loose morals. Next week will be something else. The only constant is the growing gap between those who are experiencing a recovery and those who are not. Mr. Nocera has a question: “Was LinkedIin Scammed?” He says it looks as though some investment bankers haven’t learned a thing. No shit…
Here they are.
The coffee and tea are ready, and I’ve got waffles with warm maple syrup. I’ve just got time for one more cup of tea before we get started on our morning of errands, and then I’ve got TONS of work to get done. Have a great day.
Are you saying Obama is a secret Muppet?
I’m supposed to start at eight but I’ve been going in early, (around seven), to get all of the work caught up, which I’ve now done.
Neko is a cuddly, hangy on little thing when I’m home now but she seems to be adjusting. Her appetite and all seem good.
I’m resting today. Apart from a few householdy chores, I’m being a vegetable today.
Sounds like things are going well. That’s great to hear.
Well, it’s been past 6:00pm on Saturday in Australia, Japan and eastern Asia for a few hours now and I still don’t see any headlines of people shooting skyward out of their shoes. None about flesh eating zombies either, though I expect it might take a bit longer for people to notice that.
QUITE well, that you, though I did have to send one of my workers home yesterday. Girl who works on the loading dock, barely out of high school and there she was on Thursday, working on bare concrete, around a four and a half foot drop, wearing strappy, open toed sandals with a five inch heel. I told her to start wearing closed, rubber soled shoes without a heel but sure enough on Friday, she was wearing heels again. I sent her home to change her shoes and she told me that (my predecessor) didn’t mind her wearing heels. I told her that I wasn’t (my predecessor) and if she came to work on Monday wearing heels, then she better stop off on Sunday and get a newspaper with job ads and look for an office job here she could wear them all she wanted. She went to the owner who backed me up and told her to just stay home the rest of the day, (without pay). Hate to be like that but where is her brain?