The NerdProm is the last gasp of our dying empire’s Versailles court stenography– a sick joke on the First Amendment’s guarantee of corporate media protections from truth-telling — and each year, the president’s speech defines what it’s okay to joke about now.
WMDs, anyone? Or predator drones?
Now, apparently, it’s okay for this president to joke about firing people.
His most well-received joke about Trump may have been the one about Trump’s firing skills:
“You, Mr. Trump, recognized that the real problem
was a lack of leadership,” Obama said. “And so ultimately, you didn’t
blame Lil Jon or Meat Loaf. You fired Gary Busey. These are the kind of
decisions that would keep me up at night. Well handled, sir.”
As opposed to, you know, sleepless nights deciding to fire, oh — Shirley Sherrod.
And Van Jones.
And P J Crowley.
Mr President, please don’t mock Donald Trump for his firing skills. Trump may be a circus midway sideshow manager whose trademark catchphrase now defines the Great American Recession’s zeitgeist.
But you, sir, are no standout in the “You’re Fired” department.




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No kidding!
Teddy!
Safe bet that firing libruls doesn’t cause O to lose sleep.
I’ve heard tell that Obama has a huge fleet of buses out back.
Hiya newtie!
teddy! now that obl has been crossed off the presidential to do list, will president obama 2011 start fulfilling some of candidate obama 2008 pledges?
Anybody know yet who Trump fired?
I know!
It’s simply remarkable to me how he managed to focus on exactly the oddest thing when he speaks at these events, though. Last year, it was the Jonas Bros and the predator drones. This year, Trump’s firing skills.
Oh, well, here’s a screengrab photo of Obama’s “Y’all chill the fuck out, I got this” moment last night when Seth Meyers got off his Osama bin Laden joke: http://twitpic.com/4s777w
On the anniversary of “Mission Accomplished” yet!
I bet Laura’s wearing the codpiece tonight…
Hmm – it should be no surprise who I ain’t re-hiring…
trump is gonna want to see the long form death certificate
Trump probably fired himself, after being so dramatically upstaged tonight!
Nene who? Star Jones who?
Obama to OBL: “You’re FRIED!”
I wonder when we’ll get the real timeline (if ever). First, I’d heard they got him last week and waited for DNA confirmation, then in his statement Obama claimed to have ordered the raid within the past 24 hours.
The only thing I’m inclined to believe at this point is that they’re pretty confident they actually got him because it would be too embarrassing for the pres if a new OBL tape got released.
From National Journal:
PICTURES: Joyful world reacts to bin Laden death: http://njour.nl/iwDbjo
Nicely done, Teddy. Spot on. (And the “you’re fried”…..well, while I’m sickened by the amount of USA people-killing going on, still …. and all…..)
Maybe they can sneak the stiff into the Donald’s bed without waking him. Be a terrific little Godfather parody in the morning.
A smart man — and OBL was not stupid — would have pre-taped videos for release to the Arab media immediately after this kind of statement from an American president upon his death. Kind of like that Monty Python plague sketch: “I’m not dead yet!”
The last new OBL tape was in January, and they’d been scoping out his mansion since August but wanted to make sure they cleared it with Pakistan first. (Which I must say is a point in Obama’s favor: If this had happened under Bush, he’d have ordered a strike then and there just to help out with the mid-term elections. Instead, Obama waits and makes sure it’s done right.)
Hee!
You know, If there aren’t any primary challengers to Obama/DeGette by Nov ’11, I’m thinking about changing party registry to Republican.
Hear me out.
We have caucuses here, not some namby-pamby secret voting! So I can see myself wearing my pink “Fuck You” t-shirt at the Republican caucuses for the most insane candidate, and just growling at caucusers. Heh.
I understand that AJE is running the fratboy crowds waving the American flag and cheering in front of the White House.
I was about to say that events have somewhat overtaken you here… ;-)
But could they do that without waking the attack hamster on his head?
Obama cared not one whit about the midterms.
Are we ever, I wonder, going to “get” that there is a different standard in certain MidEast societies in re: corruption. Gawd knows we are riddled with corruption of our own, but what makes us think we can make, oh, say, Pakistan, “rise” to our sophisticated level of corruption? Afganistan? Iraq? Can’t we just get outta there?
LOL…You make excellent, excellent points in your post Teddy!
evening, firegods
Yes, the desire to write early in the day in order to enjoy a relaxing, sunny afternoon touring Sauvie Island finally caught up with me. It’s much easier to relax watching nekkid men frolic in the Columbia River knowing the post is locked away.
I really panicked when the CBS crawl started during 60 Minutes here on the West Coast at about 7:40, with “CBS Breaking News, President Obama….”
Dunno about that — but here’s the AJE website’s first text story on this.
Usually the tapes referred to some recent event to provide some clue to the relative date of origin.
More likely AQ and supporters are betting on playing the martyrdom card heavily… which is not to be underestimated. We have our symbolic victory but they have a new recruitment tool.
Yes, exactly: TROOPS HOME NOW.
This is why we went in, right? To GET OBL? Can’t our troops come home NOW?
and willie mays’s birthday!!1
Dude, Rooster Rock….
Long time no see, how are YOU?
He cared, but not enough to do anything that might have hurt his 2012 chances. But I’m still glad he waited until now.
I know. excited people cheering death and not capture. /s
Information lost is just that-lost.
So I’m told, but the water’s too high still to get to Cock Rock. Later in the summer for sure. Today was fun, too early for folks to have their loud disco boats just offshore at Sauvie. Much fun was had by all.
I’ve got that not-sunburned but sun-infused feeling one gets even after using the bestest sunscreen, it’s wonderful to have that this early in the season.
Hurray, hurray the First of May!
Outdoor fucking begins today!
Speaking of Al Jazeera — looks like NATO might not have killed Gaddafi’s son as G. claims: http://english.aljazeera.net/news/africa/2011/05/2011512159645780.html
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
LOL!
Well, Chuck Todd slipped up at the White House and said “Captured and Killed” when discussing the operation, which would of course be a war crime. He, a few minutes later, used the even more nonsensical construction “Killed and captured.”
We’ll never, ever know of course. It’s just as likely that, on the morning of 1/20/09, W said to Obama, “Here’s the key to the freezer in Cheney’s office; everyone calls it a man-sized safe, but it’s kept OBL on ice all this time. Use it or lose it.”
Well, yes, that too I suppose….
CNN showing video of NYC’s Ground Zero — people are gathering there and firefighters are on their way…
Yeah, really. Shot him in the head. Take no prisoners. Oh, well, he’ll still be a martyr. And Saif Gaddafi….just another dead guy. The grandkids too. I hugged my grandkids today. Hope y’all did, too.
Aloha, Teddy…! A most interesting nite, tonite…! ;-)
Tim Shorrock Tweets from DC:
Saif may not have been killed per AJE:
http://english.aljazeera.net/news/africa/2011/05/2011512159645780.html
The Ground Zero crater is a flyspeck, you could fill the Grand Canyon with all the money we’ve pissed away since 9/11. We bumped off Saddam and now OBL though, so we that’s a terrific return on our trillions.
Don’t have my own grandkids, but I hugged somebody‘s today…
Dang. An all along i thought that safe was for his S+M outfits.
NYC-based Egyptian journalist Mona Eltahawy retweeted this from Yemeni-American activist Debbi Almontaser:
the field of Gushing Tweety™ Nominees on twitter is crowded
looks like Media Matters for Apologists appears to have a decisive edge
#killmethefucknow!
Evenin’ All
Time to power down here. Tomorrow is another day and probably another war. Thanks to Teddy for hosting LN. Wishing a splendid peaceful evening to all.
LOL!
Shuddup, hippy!
*smooches – lurves ya*
This means the end of that wastage. We can’t undo all that was done in the past decade, but this means there will be less of a justification for continuing to do it.
“The Ground Zero crater is a flyspeck, you could fill the Grand Canyon with all the money we’ve pissed away since 9/11. We bumped off Saddam and now OBL though, so we that’s a terrific return on our trillions.”
Don’t just say so here, where there’s safety in numbers. Take that message from here and to your local newspapers. Get on the local talk-radio call-in shows. Don’t just stay in the nice comfy Amen Corner where everyone largely agrees with you already — go preach to those who need converting!
Real S&M is consensual.
Cheney isn’t about consent.
mets won 2-1. 14 innings
Hmmm…the plot thickens.
Friend of mine in China reports on FB that media there are showing the crowds in front of the White House as well, with much discussion about how this should be a time for reflection, not celebration.
Evil on steroids!
But be safe. I wouldn’t want to try to carry a message of sanity to my fellow Americans chest-bumping each other in Lafayette Park this a.m.
Been busy with one eye on my dad, one eye on my mom, and one eye on my business. How’s life in OR>
I guess Colonel Ghaddafi has circled May First, 2021 on his calendar.
In black.
As a USDA employee, I thank you for pointing this out, Teddy. Much talk about ‘culture change’ in my agency.
CTuttle is upstairs!
Late, Late Night FDL: Little Lion Man
I think Osama bin Laden was exactly who he was, and I’m not sure what it was he really wanted (I suspect he really wanted us the fuck out of Saudi Arabia, but that’s just me.) But, I can’t recall when last I heard about cheering at an execution…….Good Friday, maybe. How is the USA, USA, USA any better now than a month ago?
Dude was likely fucking dead long ago.
During or after Tora Bora.
From Liver Cancer.
Any way, it don’t really matter this is mostly psy ops.
N jive psy ops, for that matter, IMHO.
BREAKING NEWS: Donald Trump demands Osama Bin Laden’s death certificate
NO.
SIMPLE answers to simple questions.
TO bring troops home now will require major humans in major streets in major numbers. ‘
Nothing’s changed, change takes major bodies in the streets, till then . . .
Watching Al Jazeera — They’d just finished talking w/Pakistani correspondent in Islamabad, who says that so far there’s no reaction aside from sighs of relief, though it’s early yet.
Talking with another analyst who says that whether it changes anything materially is up for debate as Al Qaeda has faded in importance, and the success of far less violent revolutions in Tunisia and Egypt showed the Arab world that OBL’s path was not the one to take.
OBL said that’s what he wanted — US troops out of the Islam Holy Land — which is why it bothers me so much when our own President tells Americans that ‘we didn’t seek this war.’