Consider this your opportunity (or not) to provide running commentary of two famous and wealthy people who are famous and wealthy for no good reason, but it has something to do with their parents. In America, we’d call them the Republicans from Jersey Shore.

Besides, let the British have their wedding, we know how to marry nobility in this country too.

I just hope they’ve gotten Kate’s long-form birth certificate, oh that’s right she’s white and they don’t appear to have as many insane people. Besides, we’re the nation of wealthy inbreds now.