
Pictured: Someone who blames World War II on the British, and who ran for the Republican nomination in 1992.
Yeah, I know — I can’t help myself. But look, I would’ve ignored this mostly useless Nooners piece had she not written this about the Republicans’ 2012 crop of circus geeks and snake handlers.
The Democrats’ hope is that centrists will look at the Republican nominee and, holding their nose, choose the devil they know. Especially if the one they don’t know seems to have little horns under his hair.
Republicans voting in recent presidential primaries have tended to pick the candidates who are viewed as the moderate in the race—Bob Dole in 1996, George W. Bush in 2000, John McCain in 2008. But in truth, there are some pretty antic candidates out there this year.
I just love that word: antic. It’s Villager for “batshit.”
But, come on. Nooners doesn’t remember 1992, when David Duke ran in the primary and Pat Buchanan’s unhinged rant at the Beer Hall Putsch Republican convention all but sunk the GOP’s chances?
She doesn’t remember goofy Steve “Flat Tax” Forbes giving Bob Dole a run for his money in 1996?
She didn’t notice in 2000, when the field included noted crazy people Alan Keyes and Gary Bauer?
She slept through the 2008, when the nutball trio of Duncan Hunter, Tom Tancredo and Sam Brownback gave it a go?
The fact is, the Frothy Mixture is no loonier than Pat Robertson (1988). The Quitter is no more ridiculous than Dan Quayle (2000). And Michele Bachmann says exactly the same things Newt Gingrich does, without the air of faux-professorial BS.
Bottom line: the GOP primaries have been a carnival freak show for years. And if Willard hadn’t flip-flopped on everything from abortion to teh gey — and passed ObamaRomneyCare — Nooners would be singing his praises and blissfully ignoring the crazy, like she (and the party) has for years.



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It’s Nooner’s stopped clock moment. This is the only time she got it right.
Peggy Noonan’s surprised face.
Peggy Noonan starting to get a clue????
Nope.
Nah, ah.
Not buying. Sorry Peggy.
Funny, that looks just like her mean face.
Peggy given the fawning praise you write about Corporate GOPers who lost us 2 wars and destroyed our economy well why can’t you extend the love to the Fundy GOPers where is the GOP unity?
After all the mistakes the George Bush Corporate Wing of the GOP has done no GOPer with business Cred is getting elected this time around just look at all the anti Union GOP Governors in trouble today.
Your only chance of winning the WH is with a real Fundy candidate. That and election fraud/Diebold.
“antic” = batshit
“misspoke” = lied
“shared sacrifice” = poor people pay for rich peoples’ tax cuts
…..
Maybe we should do a sabotage Diebold ATM’s other machines when ever we see them campaign? Bubble gum in a card machine slot can do it.
We need an FDL GOP code word dictionary:) For the New people of course.
Noonan makes me wanna change my name.
Maybe I’ll write a diary sometime next week and ask for submissions.
LOL, that’s good.
Agree with TCU.
Always wondered whether to consider Dan Quayle batshit crazy or whether he was, you know, just really really really stupid.
EDIT: And yes, IMO there is a difference. There are plenty of batshit crazy R’s out there that aren’t stupid. Likewise, there a few stupid folks out there that aren’t batshit crazy.
Still a close call on Quayle IMO. Leaning toward both at the moment, although to be fair he may really be just so stupid he doesn’t have a clue the shit he espouses is batshit crazy. I know, I know, not much of a distinction, but still.
Who?
“grassroots” (for Republicans) = Koch funded astroturf
“grassroots” (for Liberals) = hippie drum circle.
It’s her Joan Rivers face :-|
I thought “shared sacrifice” was a ritual where the uberrich sacrifice a peon to the gods for a good return on their shares.
I really think it’s the latter. Even my dad never had any use for Quayle.
LMAO! Nope that’s “(blood)shed sacrifice”.
It’s mostly that.
Peggy’s objection I think is that the Fundy wing of the GOP is the one leading the charge and the Corporate Wing of the GOP’s idea launch this time it was Unions and budget cutting is about as popular with voters as filing taxes.
Peggy does not want the Fundies to be the only GOPers with ideas that are popular with some voters. The Corporate GOP has crashed and burned with the themes they wanted to run on this election cycle. Normally the Fundies whip up the base on social policy and the Corporate GOP presents the ideas for the economy and foreign affairs.
Now given the Corporate GOP’s failure’s the Fundies are the only team on the field playing ball.
THERE IS NO REPUBLICAN, ALIVE OR DEAD, WHO CAN UNITE ESTABLISHMENT REPUBLICANS AND TEA PARTYING EXTREMISTS
There will be no “majority” Republican candidate; only a “plurality” candidate is possible.
The Republican primary debates are going to be like watching a TV reality show that combines the pathos of a West Virginia coal mine disaster and the intellectual and emotional depth of a Jerry Springer “whose your daddy” episode with the moral integrity of a KKK get-together at a Baptist tent revival meeting held at a trailer park in Salt Lake City.
That diary should be front paged!
Put it this way –
If Quayle were any smarter he’d know how fucking stoopid he is.
Wait just a minute: Are you suggesting that the current crop of purported Republican presidential candidates is real? All this time I’ve been convinced that we were witnessing the national competition for “Batshit Crazy of the Decade” award. My understanding was that the winner gets a night on the town with their choice of Michele Bachmann, Sarah Palin, Rick Santorum or Virginia Fox. Seriously, who could pass up an opportunity like that? We’re talking major-league high stakes here.
Slightly O/T, but I wanted to pass along Rude’s comment on the President’s Address of 04/13/11. Inspiring.
The Republican ‘problem’ is that their actual agenda reflects what Wm. Vanderbilt said when asked to keep open a railroad line between NY and New Haven for the benefit of the public – “The public be damned.”
Or how about Grover Cleveland, 1887, who vetoed a bill passed by Congress to provide financial aid to the poor explaining himself with “the lesson should be constantly enforced that, though the people support the government, the government should not support the people.”
The public probably wouldn’t take too well to Republican reality so today’s
Republicans are left ungrounded which invites ‘ungrounded’, read nuts, people to enter the presidential fray of Republican loon candidates.
Noonan makes me wanna change my name.
me too.
not quite sure why…
Remember, for Peggy Noonan, everything happens for a porpoise.
I’m gonna do it. Probably next Tuesday. Don’t have time today, I’ve gotta get my bike riding done early.
707!
I thought it was a really bad SNL skit, with Tina Fey as Michelle Bachmann.
Dunno why somebody named Peggy would make you want to change your name…
That’s a “Hmmmm, I wonder if I can get that in my mouth” look.
OMG, LMAO!!!
Literally!
I expect the Evitias Michelle and Sarah to take the title in the scenario you see. The women seem to better be able to rouse the emotional lizard brain response of the GOP’s core older White Male voters is hate the new Viagra?
Let’s not be too hard on Peggy. She’s just riding to the rescue for her esteemed colleagues.
Now why haven’t I ever thought of that? Damn.
She always reminded me of Skeletor. Is she related to Chertoff?
Like how the Virginia Fox photo needed no photoshopping whatsoever.
The Fundies get people going with emotion like Evita Peron did they are a rock concert where you dance but don’t really know the meaning to the lyrics of the songs.
Blue Texan, you’re kind of making her case. Her point is in years past there was always a moderate (in GOP terms) frontrunner who’d inevitably win it. Pat Buchanan (who really is a very good historian and I give him points for his strong fair trade position) was never in the cards, nor was Steve Forbes.
Since the “next in line” is Romney, he’s the obvious 2012 nominee except he’s perceived by GOP voters as too moderate and too Mormon. So it is kind of wide open race.
That shit is terrifying. Was the shot taken pre or post seventh martini? Or perhaps she’s coveting Uncle Pat on the set of Morning Ho’s…
Imagine every ATM what ever Diebold makes getting service calls once a week and the cost of those service calls.
Attack the GOP/Diebold’s money its all they care about.
Consumer boycotts are hard to organize but sabotage requires far fewer members. if they have a product we can access we can sabotage it. BOA atms should be on the list too!
Just what I had in mind. Not. *g*
She’s quite the looker, alright…
No no no, the former first lady of California holds the current Skeletor title.
I still wanna know how many air pumps Mika has to stop at every morning to keep her head pumped up.
That picture of Pat is priceless!
To be fair, I’m pretty sure that was before the embalming.
Why does Mika look like she’s trying really hard to fart in the picture?
Either that or she’s doing a terrible Popeye impression.
OMG!! Maria needs to lighten up on the amphetamines.
I disagree.
Dole was not the moderate — Alexander was.
Bush was not the moderate — McCain was.
“Moderate” has nothing at all to do with it — it was just who could check all the right boxes between the fundies and corporatists and neocons.
Buchanan is a raving lunatic and race-baiter who blames America and Britain for World War Two. He is not a “very good historian.”
I choose fart.
Yeah, that good historian bit made me laugh.
Good at historical revisionism, I’ll give him that.
Yikes! Speed kills!
He’s a wonderful fictional historian. He rewrites history himself every time he speaks on the teevee.
What’re you drinkin?
With the historian part all I could think of was: WTF?
Well then she should be leaning the other way so the asshole on to her left could get the full affect.
I’m guessing they haul a big-ass air-compressor behind the limo that drives her to the set every morning. The air hose reaches right into the cabin so she doesn’t have to miss a single moment of prepping for the show… (Like she spends even a single moment prepping for the show, but still…)
It’s that big stick jammed up her ass. Sometimes it bothers her just a bit…
Just topped off my ice cold tea, so I’m good.
Thanks though!
Here’s Buchanan saying that Trump is not a racist. George Gordon probably said the same thing about Nathan Bedford Forrest…
Yeah, that bad boy would do the job. LOL
Back to work.
Namaste
This means Peggy thinks no moderate, Corporate GOPer can win:). Its not our fault she hates the fundies its not our fault her brand of crazy is unpopular right now.
Union Bashing, budget cuts GOP code for government job cuts is not popular right now. The Corporate GOP needs new issues STAT running on Obama sucks only works with 30%ers.
Sure Moderate voters agree but Moderate voters need a reason to vote GOP. The GOP is not giving them a reason to vote for them is the GOP’s problem this election.
If Obama had a brain he would say I will create 5 million new jobs fixing America’s roads and bridges. Then let the GOP attack him for that while we defend him saying the GOP is against jobs WTF?
Cripes I should be running Obama’s campaign strategy but I’m unemployed and the guys who brought Obama’s record poll numbers down below 50% still have jobs!
She looks to me like she’s sitting on something extremely large and trying to get it all up her poop chute.
For each of the current crop who drops out or for whom it becomes clear they are not running, where do their supporters go?
Assuming that Trump is actually running – he may not have been serious when he started, but if you find yourself as the nominee, wouldn’t you give it a go? – dKos shows PPP with him at 26%.
When Romney crashes and burns, a big chunk of his supporters will probably go to Trump.
Palin isn’t running – most of hers will probably go to Bachmann.
Gingrich isn’t running – his will probably split between Trump, Huckabee, and Bachmann.
Huckabee himself? I can’t decide if he is actually running or not. If not, his supporters would probably be split between Trump and Bachmann.
I can see by January Trump being 40%+ and Bachmann being 20%+, and they appeal to different groups. A Trump/Bachmann ticket would get the R’s very excited.
They will have a hung Convention, and come up with a corporate type who might just swing the Independents and seduce Liberals who would rather stay home than vote for Obama to actually stay home. That’s their only chance. I put the odds of it happening at about 15 percent, which is better odds than you get at Los Vegas, and no higher than the odds of Obama actually implementing a sensible economic policy for ordinary people.
“The Blacks.” He stepped in a big ol’ pile on that one… Dumbass.
whoops: no lower than the odds of Obama implementing a sensible policy.
That’s a scary thought, but entirely plausible.
That’s not a stick. The guy who owns that hand perfected his craft working for Jim Hensen.
Hope you don’t mind my tweek.
Ever notice Buchanan’s hands when he makes his various pronouncements? If someone would duct tape his arms to the table, his head would probably explode…which would, of course, make for some excellent TV.
Ahh….I think you might have found the answer. We can be fairly certain it’s not her father acting as puppet master.
Priceless(RudePundit)
Nice touch.
Yeah, he really sugar-coats it, doesn’t he?
Gots to do some shit. BBL…
Especially not after he called them both “astonishingly shallow”.
And every time you do it, you get your picture taken. What’s not to like?
On behalf of circus geeks and snake-handlers everywhere, I demand a retraction.
Remember that time the BT thread did in the middle of the farkin’ day?
I think that what Peggy really knows is that GOP presidential candidates, like the villians of professional wrestling, are just playing a role in a cheesy melodrama for the masses. It’s all scripted, and the good guys and the bad guys all get their cheques from the same paymaster.
I understand in pro-wrestling, the winnah is chosen in advance. So to take your analogy one step further, who’s the winnah?
That’s what ski masks combined with sunglasses are for.
David Dayen has a fresh cross-post ready: Annals of Negotiation: GOP Offers None, Obama Pre-Negotiates
There should be a contest to come up with a new name for the GOP
Peggy Noonan remembers she once sucked down an elephant toe with an eighth-inch pipette. How could she possibly distinguish between sweet-tea, sorghum and gulf crude?
no, I darenst
Saw a bumper sticker on the way to work today, “Republican for a Reason,” and thought “What, your momma dropped you on your head, and now you’re looking for sympathy?”
heh. Lobotomy patient, perhaps.
Dame Peggington Nooningtonhampshire must’ve taken one too many ‘ludes last night with her usual bourbon & branch and then fell off the chair and bonked herself on the head. Guess the head bonk (no giggling pleez) caused her to get a clue about the nutbar-y fringe that currently represents the T-GOP “candidates” for POTUS. Quite amazing for the Dame to figure out something for a change, rather than living in her usual drugged out haze of delusional Ronald Reagan-humping fantasyland lalalalalalalala….
You go, Dame Peggington… take another ‘lude and it’ll all look diff’rent tomorrow morning… for you, anyway.
snort!!! lolzers! good one
The ultimate winnah will be Wall Street’s go-to guy, Obama.
OK, you’re taking your eye off the ball, we’re talking about Republican party politics. IN THAT UNIVERSE circa 1996, Alexander was the liberal, Dole was the moderate and in 2000, McCain was the liberal, Bush was the moderate.
No, Bush was the movement conservative. The next Raygun. “Compassionate conservative” was the pig’s lipstick.
In no universe was Bob “Democrat Wars” Dole a “moderate.”
The GOP hasn’t had a liberal wing since the 1970s.
Judas Iscariot 2012 – Are You In?
Gonna take more than some horns and armpit hair to lose to Obama in 2012.
I agree -
Peggy knows who writes her checks.
Crazy candidates?! Just like any TV “reality” show.
“There is a tragic flaw in our precious Constitution, and I don’t know what can be done to fix it. This is it: Only nut cases want to be president.” –Kurt Vonnegut
Sorry, but Grover C. was a DINO, not a Rethug.