Pouting Baby wants to know if Little Davey P will investigate himself. (photo courtesy of Jim White)

It looks like Pouting Baby is talking to us again.  — JW

Little Davey P is busy lying to the people in Washington again.  This morning, Nice Mike Hastings had a very interesting article at Rolling Stone.  He described how Bad Billy C and Screaming Greg B made Lt. Col. Holmes do mind tricks on important Washington people who were visiting Afghanistan.  Mr. Jim explained it all right here and told us how Bad Billy C was probably doing this because Little Davey P wanted him to:

Note also that Caldwell is tasked with training Afghan troops. As I have mentioned many times, the myth of claiming to be making major progress in training large numbers of troops, followed by abject failure in that regard is a signature of the career of David Petraeus, dating all the way back to his insertion in George W. Bush’s re-election efforts in 2004 with a Washington Post Op-Ed claiming success in training Iraqi troops. How convenient, then, that Petraeus’ point man on training now would order Psy-Ops on visiting Senators who fund training, since the training myth is once again being exposed for the fraud that it is.

But now, Little Davey P is acting like he had nothing to do with the mind tricks and is calling for Bad Billy C to be investigated:

Gen. David Petraeus, the top U.S. commander in Afghanistan, is calling for an investigation into allegations that the commander of the American mission to train Afghan security forces ordered military personnel to manipulate visiting U.S. lawmakers into providing additional funding and support for the mission there.

Rolling Stone reported online Thursday that Lt. Gen. William Caldwell pressured soldiers trained in “psychological operations,” or psy-ops, in violation of federal law, “to target visiting senators and other VIPs,” including Sens. John McCain (R-Ariz.) and Joe Lieberman (I-Conn.) as well as Adm. Michael Mullen, chair of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.

But how can Little Davey P investigate what happened if he doesn’t investigate himself, too? The big things that Little Davey P always brags about in Washington were in trouble, so I’ll bet he was the one who told Bad Billy C to do the mind tricks.

At least one of the important Washington people didn’t like the mind tricks:

[US Senator Jack] Reed, a former Army Ranger, called the report “disturbing” and called for an investigation.

“Charges of this nature are serious and disturbing, and they have to be fully investigated,” he said on MSNBC.

I wonder if Senator Reed thinks somebody other than Little Davey P should do the investigation?

I don’t see how Little Davey P can investigate himself. Why I investigate myself, my Mommy tells me to move my hand.

“Mommy, you never did tell me what an ass-kissing little chickenshit is.  No, please don’t get the soap again!”