In so doing, our political class appears to have unleashed a new wave of absurdity regarding the purpose of progressive taxation (“theft” in the AynRandian worldview). We now see coming to the fore wealthy persons who hold office — and subpoena power! — who will peer into the nooks and crannies of the Obama Administration. Thus will be located, shamed, and ferreted out the socialists whose aim is to steal from the rich their hard-earned winnings at the rigged casino that is American finance.
As part of moving debate further into corporate-friendly and wealth-enhancing realms, The Overlords now propose the sanctification of Leona Helmsley, granter of absurd wealth to dogs, who famously said of taxes:
“We don’t pay taxes. Only the little people pay taxes.”
Time to clear a space on Mt Rushmore, not for that socialist tax-raiser Ronnie Reagan, whose centennial America “celebrates” this year with corporate sponsorship from Jelly Belly. Clear a path to American sainthood in the Church of the Rich for the lady who spoke truth for the obscenely wealthy when no one else would, Leona Helmsley.




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Divites este.
Good evening.
Leona Helmsley, my admiration for your vision…
increases with each passing day.
–Henry Paulson
Teddy!
Time for talking about a revolution.
g’evening Teddy & Pups.
and what “work” do these rich people do? Oh, silly me. I know being a professional thief is hard work!
I always thought that was Bab Bush’s line. Nice to get that cleared up. I hate being misinformed.
I’ve always loved that song when I thought it applied to me. Now that I realize it applies to my children’s generation, I’m scared.
First time in the New Year: it’s a Pair-o-Docs!
Hey Puma, hey Dick.
Hi to the rest of ya, too.
Happy New Year!
Even that is too much effort. They are rentiers, collecting “rents” from the rest of us, which they hire someone else to extract. There are only two ways to amass great wealth, shear luck (strike oil or gold, make a mint in the stock market) or theft.
Happy New Year! (Yeah, well, we’ll see.)
At the risk of sounding crappy.., I’ll settle for a re-energized New Year. Fuck happy and the rest of the dwarfs.
That said. Happy New Year!!!1
And a happy (I pray that it will be) New Year to you as well. Have you returned from your Canadian interlude?
Aloha, Teddy…! I swear this is an eye-popping look at our ‘high finance’ schemata…
U.S. Embassy Turned a Blind Eye as Suspected CIA Banker Allen Stanford Bilked Investors, Secret Cables Reveal
Teddy!
The modern financial industry is nothing more than a giant shell game designed to separate the rubes from their money.
This is in reply to CT at 13 (stupid reply button).
Why, yes, I have. We left wet Vancouver and have returned to cold but clear Portland. Only one day in Canada did we get to see that elusive yellow disk in the sky. But it was a wonderful vacation, nonetheless, with family and Canadans all around.
But I did miss sunny, dry Portland and am happy to return home!
OldBar has plenty of her own wonderful quotes she’s added to our national treasury, no need to have her thieving hands on that which belongs to Saint Leona.
More’s the pity, it actually works pretty well.
It’s worked out very well for her.
Fucking Hookers and Blow. They’re destroying American political principles. We need a war on hookers and blow.
Not that that’s the issue covered in your link. Just a guess as to why a blind eye.
Not so sunny here in the northern Rockies today, but we are having a heat wave. Actually got into the double digits with a scorching high of 11 F today. Our 10% chance of snow turned into snow all day.
No need to trouble her beautiful mind!
Hi there, you.
True. We must separate out our leading ladies.
But, but, but! Julian Assange is weird!
Only if the page has fully reloaded (which sometimes takes a while) before you hit it. Otherwise it takes you to the comment box, but does not give the “replying to” message.
I am HAWT, HAWT I tell you, for OldBar!
Most def…! Either you’re on the ‘inside’ of the ‘game’, or, you’re a pauper…! Well, close enough anyways…! ;-)
Old Bar, a bitch who takes Revenge to heart, an icon among Twisted Women.
Somehow, I think this fellow would have an appropriate response for the baleful Babs.
You didn’t read it then… ‘blow’ features most prominently later in the article…! Under the Medellin and Cali Cartel sections…! ;-)
My bad… It’s under ‘Drug Links Covered-Up’… ;-)
I heart Vancouver. It’s our choice of 2 – Seattle or Vancouver for a city fix. Hands down, Vancouver.
During Katrina, I was fortunate to see Steve Earle perform in a very small venue. It was a mixed age crowd. He had a few words for the entire Bush family, and even in this free-flowing setting, I would not repeat what he sang about them.
Very true, I didn’t do all the links. I have an aggrandized version of my knowledge so I’m doing half the link clicking. Plus, I’m canning food while reading.
Fucking pioneer wanta bees. :]
You, sir, are a sick fuck. *g*
HAWT for OldBar? **shrudder**
teddy!
steve earle
I think we could use one of these machines today.
Ooh, whatcha canning…?
A reminder (as we always post when her name floats into a thread) that of Barbara Bush, Richard Nixon said (on tape) “Now there’s a woman who knows how to hate.”
yeah
yeah
*ouch* That had ta left a mark…! ;-)
Wow, I’d forgot that one.
A classic.
HNY, Suz!
I keed, I keed — because I luv
Suz…! Awesome news this morn…! The missus recouped her purse fully intact…! Hence the long delayed New Years Pizza delivery finally arrived…! ;-)
Then my work is done here.
Seriously though – wouldn’t it be marvelous if the entire ‘ruling class’ had her lack of filtering?
Can you imagine the gnarly shit that would pour forth from the likes of Michele Bachmann?
Teddy, Old Bab can fuck you like you’ve never been fucked before.
Am I in trouble for this comment?
hny teddy
Have you actually listened to Bachmann lately? I don’t think that woman has any filters now.
yay!!!
I think this new GOP Congress is likely to sprout a few unfiltered ‘critters before they are a few months into the thing. Or Haley Barbour will tug at the harness he’s put himself in. There’ll be some fun amidst the heartbreak, that’s fer sure.
Last of the organic local apples.Use ‘em or lose ‘em. Lots of frigging apples. But worth it.
Fuck no! This is late night, which is notorious for fuck threads.
Come sit over here beside me, hope.
How completely cool!!!! Humanity re-enforcing, almost.
Fuck yeah!
Are we turning Leona Helmsley’s sanctification-by-the-church-of-the-rich thread into a fucking fuck thread?
Fuck yeah we are! First fuck thread of 2011, here we go!
Fuck Leona and her hate for the Little People. Fuck her dog, too.
Sorry to miss the fuck thread, but I’m going to ride off into the sunset. Peace out, y’all!
I would like to fuck up the rich so they could no longer fuck over the rest of us.
Mmm, tiptoeing into the virtual room…is my timing bad?
(and, hey, openhope, the poor little dog can’t help who owned her…)
Fucking A. Right…! ;-)
Sweet dreams.
Night! Think I will toddle off as well. I have to go back to work tomorrow so the corrupting can continue. Take care all.
Fuck Leona with her little fucking dog.
That fucking dog is a bitch among dogs if Leona respected it. Think about it.
They are lucky they have you corrupting them
mMmm pizza
Macintosh…? Red(yellow)Delicious…? Granny Smith…? ;-)
steve earle says fuck the fcc
You betcha, Ellie…! I’m a happy camper…! ;-)
Well,” aren’t you lucky to have work”, said the 25% er. We need to fix this fucking thing. Fucking Obama and the Rhinestone Dems.
I was fantasying tonight about the sports calls on Obama as Quarterback. Yeah, Seahawks were playing. I’m not knowledgeable on sports, but, I don’t want Obama to be the Quarterback anymore. This sucks to watch.
Wow. That’s good.
Thank you, Suzanne!!
Yup.
I was laughing so hard that I wept, when I’d read this…
‘If Obama is not firm there will be M. East war this year’
Sweet dreams, Dr. Dick.
Oh yes, our dear Barry has perfected the art of walking out as if you were walking in.
The red flag for me was a “social magazine” interview with Michelle’s mother. She was worried that her daughter, with her strong personality, would “eat this young man up”.
I had an “Oh fuck” moment. As a mother.
Now I’ve got a serious Oh Fuck Moment, as a Democrat.
Well, I bow to nobody in my disprespect for the late Leona, I just think dogs and cats have no choice, and if spoiled, that’s the master’s fault, not the dog’s or cat’s.
Goodness. I went away to send an email, and it seems the “fuck thread” has shifted a bit.
Sorry our docs have to go back to work corrupting our younguns. Wish more of our educators were corrupting them in the same fashion…
openhope – are the organic apples your own? I mean, do you grow them?
Apples are so expensive here (or maybe everywhere, but I live pretty far from real apple country now), I rarely do anything with them but eat them raw. But the other day I cooked up several with a little cider and brown sugar, and really, really savored them. Deelishus.
With all due respect, as an animal lover who’s had many animals in my life, I’m going to say. There are assholes in the animal world just as there are assholes in the human world. An asshole’s an asshole, no matter what species.
dang, go off to do some laundry and fuck! a fuck thread gets a start.
We’re in apple country but it was a bad year. Right now I’ve resorted to buying from Costco and preserving like crazy because this harvest is going to end. I’m expecting food prices to rise soon. Because they told me Food Prices Will Rise Soon.
My response is to hunt down deals and spend time preserving. Plus, it’s fun.
Here’s to your FUCKING laundry. May a job well done never have to be done again.
CTuttle is upstairs!
Late, Late Night FDL: Midnight Rider
I shouldn’t sound so bold. As a new member of the 25% ers, I need to rethink my distain for the never ending laundry load of the American housewife. I’m probably going to wax nostalgic for this in a year.
Sorry, had to step away for a fucking moment.
Good evening.
Teddy?
Thanks for the spontaneous fuck thread, Teddy. I really needed that.
Peace and fucking goodwill.
To end the mass corruption, fraud and greed that has overtaken our country and to put America on sound footing in the 21st century, President Obama needs a vision –
1. Enact Fair Elections Now Act ($100.00 maximum donation, matching funds for federal office candidates – strictly voluntary to comply with present laws)
2. The public owns the airwaves. FCC mandate that all political advertising is a public service and therefore free
3. Permanently ban anyone who has served in the federal government from becoming a lobbyist
4. Break up the big banks
5. End ALL wars and lower the bloated defense budget
6. Enact The Bipartisan Tax Fairness and Simplification Act of 2010 – (Eliminate $1 trillion in tax givaways. Change the top tax bracket to 70% to help pay down deficit)
7. Reduce health care costs by adding the public option. Allow Medicare to purchase drugs. Allow drug re-importation. Move away from fee-for-service
8. Climate Change Legislation – put a heavy price on carbon to encourage alternative energy investments
9. National Infrastructure Bank – Run by engineers, not politicians. Find $2 trillion over 10 years to create jobs now and increase productivity later. Put millions back to work. Fund with a millionaire’s tax
10. Federal government make massive investments in R & D to create quality jobs long term in areas like biotechnology, alternative energy, IT, materials, science, alternative-fuel automobiles, and clean technology
11. Enact entitlement reform by seriously means testing Social Security, Medicare and adjusting retirement age.
12. Raise educational standards through a national core curriculum. Advocate the firing of the the bottom 10% of teachers nationwide and replace them with good teachers. Make higher education free to families that can’t afford it to encourage upward mobility in society