So it’s that time of year, at long last — the time when bloggers run out of ideas and resort to making lists we reflect thoughtfully on the past year and make resolutions to improve ourselves in the next one.
2010 was a particularly rough year for progressives, and so a few well-considered principles for dealing with the challenges that lie ahead should prove to be especially useful. Here’s a start on my list:
1. I will not throw things at the TV/computer* when a White House official/congressperson/corporate media talking head tells me there’s nothing more that the government can do to create jobs. (*Note: This includes not throwing the computer itself, if it is a laptop.)
2. I will not throw things at the TV/computer when President Obama or a surrogate informs me that the latest Trojan-horse proposal by Republicans to destroy a progressive goal/program is a “useful starting point” for “compromise” on the issue.
3. I will not throw things at the TV/computer when some talking head argues that the latest piece of blatant judicial invention from the corporatist Supreme Court majority is in fact the logical result of their strict adherence to the Constitution’s intent.
4. I will not throw things at the TV/computer when a GOP presidential contender is described as “capturing the imagination of the American people” because the utterly batshit insane portion of the conservative base has to be treated like the true heart of America in a way that progressives can never dream of.
5. I will not throw things at the TV/computer when… wait, this is all sounding awfully repetitive and downbeat, isn’t it?
Maybe instead of making resolutions to restrain myself, I should turn this into a year-long drinking game instead — you know, drink a shot when any of the above things happens. It would be more fun.
Then again, alcohol poisoning would be a pretty awful way to die.
Happy new year (if you can bear to think about it)!



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In 2011, I resolve to be nicer to stupid bastards.
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Swopa!
About 20 years ago I resolved never to make any more New Year’s resolutions. It is the only one I ever kept.
Hippie Newt Gear, Suze!
I promise to buy more socks, so I can throw them at the tv.
i have found that keeping a basket of rolled up socks to toss at the tv easier than resolutions
HAPPY NEW YEAR
Just so you know, today’s high was a balmy 3 F here in the northern Rockies.
Hoppy Nude Gyre!
The mute button is our friend in 2011.
I increasingly prefer the off switch.
Still haven’t turned my tv on since the day Obama was sworn in. Saved me a lot of heartburn. The news is bad enough but to watch some know-nothing read it is terrible. I haven’t made a resolution in probably 40 years.
Happy New Year, swopa. Happy New Year, firepups & mods. May the next year be better than the last.
An outstanding compromise solution!
I resolve not to make resolutions. oh wait….
I did that about twenty years ago and have managed to keep it ever since.
Never give up.
You should resolve to have a glass of wine every day – grapes are good for you.
Unless, like me, you have gout.
This is to Twain at 18 (my previous one was to Mary McC).
Stupit reply button.
It’s all about expectations, isn’t it? What did you expect it be? 4 F? :-)
As the first decade of the 21st century draws to a close, there is a list that I’ve been contemplating lately. Who are the most evil people of the 21st century, so far? 1st, 2nd & 3rd place on my list are Dick Cheney, David Addington, and John Yoo.
I didn’t know that. I’m so sorry.
Not fun.
No, I was that about 40 years ago after Nixon tried to draft me. I do prefer my high temps in the double digits, which they usually are around here.
They have meds for that. I think it is called maryjane.
Tried?
It is not so bad really as it is well controlled by medication (which is quite cheap), so that I can actually have a glass of wine if I want. I just had to give up my aspirations to be a high class wino (a la Keith Richards).
I think I scrambled back to grad school — coward that I am.
Well, he technically did draft me, but I flunked the induction physical. Only test I ever flunked in my life and I worked damned hard at it.
Weeee! To you all.
My annual NYE tradition is to listen to a buttload of Beethoven. Loud.
Here’s a very attractive and talented Ingride Flite playing the HELL out of a Beethoven scherzo. Quite jolly!
I was in college, but was initially classified 1Y and never bothered with the student deferment. Then in 1971, when I turned 19, they changed the draft law and abolished the 1Y classification and I suddenly found myself 1A with a draft notice (that happens when your number is 3).
Far better than I. I listen to Janis and Lou. Then go to bed stoned.
resolutions. resolutions. resolutions.
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To all the Pups sure hope next year is better for the working class than 2010 was… Damn bankers…….
1952 was a good year. I think I had my first orgasm in 1952.
At a VERY early age, that is.
I like a little Luther, Otis, and Buddy.
Yes.
Why?
Happy New Year, everyone. I wish us all more resolve in 2011.
Like this.
That was wonderful. Thanks.
Nerf computers. Perfect for SOTU speeches, pressers, Sunday mornings…
It would be good if I could try to be patient and pleasant with bureaucrats and other people who make my life hell. I really would like to try to do that.
In 2010 I filed a gender discrimination suit against my employer. In 2011 I resolve not to give in like the last woman who tried this. It is not easy fighting this kind of battle alone. But I am a lot stronger than they ever suspected.
Wow!
You GO!!
Because in my experience, New Year’s resolutions last until about Tuesday, but stupid bastards are eternal.
Go get ‘em.
Really fun to watch and listen to.
Wish all a Wonderful New Year!
You can get to Tuesday. Count me impressed! >g
You got that right. I still want to try to get past them with a better attitude. But another glass of wine, and my good thoughts may go right out the door with the 2010 trash.
Sue Foley, Shemekia Copeland, Shannon Curfman are nice as well.
Kelly!
Just coming in late without reading too much. How are you and all Firedogs? MrCE and I just finishing up a bottle of Mumms and watching Live From Daryl’s House, A New Year’s Eve Special…sorry Kelly (not Beethoven — it makes me so unsettled aka “Room with A View”.
I’m going to wimp out and go to bed before midnight…I’m down with a cold, and I figure the year will change without my help. Peace out, y’all!
Happy New Year Firedogs!
g’nite edp
Night! Sleep well and awaken to a brand new world.
Happy New Year to all the good friends here at the Lake. Hope 2011 is not just better but a lot better. Must go to bed – my feet are cold. Nite.
Happy New Year to you and yours, Christine! Still 2 hours to go here.
g’nite twain
Night! Still have a couple more hours of the old one yet here in the northern Rockies.
Thanks so much pastfedup! All the NYC hoopla on tv. Pretty funny, and so glad I’m not there. Best wishes for 2011, for you and all our friends here at FDL.
Oh where oh where is Petro…he has the answers…when will rationalism dominate over greed. Fireworks in Dubai http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_e21fNg2Y0&feature=player_embedded
We have a new governor who I cannot stand, I’m sure you will hear plenty about her sourness over the next few months. Ugh.
Happy new year pups!
happy new year eg
Suzanne! All happy there?
Happy Neew Year to yuz all!
UCF won its first bowl game ever today!
Nerf Balls make wonderful, low-impact therapeutic tools for dealing with neanderthal-induced stress.
hey ce — i saw return to cranford was on pbs tonight so i’m watching it because of your recommendation and am enjoying it.
thank you
I’m so in love with those ladies!
Think I will also toddle off and hasten the arrival of a new new year. Take care all and happy new year.
g’nite dr dick
Don’t give in. Tell them you’re gonna call NOW…they hate that..hang in there, they’ll settle.
Happy New Year everyone!
happy new year ls
Whoa, what a clip. Best start to a New Year Ever .
Now that it’s done RIP 2010 and leave us alone.
Now onward and upward as usual, A Happy and Healthful New Year to All !
My New Year’s resolution: learn to perform a very good Christopher Walken impression.
I try to pick something useful. Last year I had two — keep exercising (which I kept) and make a great lobster risotto (mine is now only good to very good but definitely not great, and I don’t think I can do any better). My Christopher Walken impression is gonna be great, though.
Happy New Years DFHs,
rOB
Don’t forget Donald Rumsfeld!
This year my resolution is to become more fit… I don’t want to enter those so-called golden years unless I am.